Live Blogging The Amazing Race Family Edition
9:06 The recaps of the season before the finale. Bye Godlewskis!!!
9:08 Go Linzes!! Go Bransons!! Beat those Weavers!! Obviously I am not rooting for Florida.
9:10 This is a TWO HOUR finale? I don’t think my battery is going to last.
9:17 Airports and getting around faster is the total key. Damn Linzes. You need to lose the Weavers. Don’t touch him!! Sweet. Throw down.
9:22 Snow in the forecast?
9:23 Looks as if the Bransens played their hand too early. Ouch. Should’ve asked for a more earlier flight. That could be what lost it for them. We’ll see.
9:27 I’m a lumber jack and I’m okay!!
9:28 Come on Linzes! Just look around!! You stupid fucks!! Just look around!! I can’t believe we let these fools be the ones to go up against that juggarnaut that is the Weavers.
9:32 We need a bunch. Bunch. A bunch. Come on. Lot of hot chicks in Montreal.
9:40 Buckminster Fuller!! In your own!! Geodesic Dome!!! But then the fucking Weavers are going to win it all. Damn them. Just as I had called it. We need some bunching. Bunching. Bunching.
9:42 I am so disappointed with this final. A bunch of incompetents. The Bransens choosing the absolute worst road block. Don’t they realize that rolling logs takes some muscle. They really need to bunch. Come on. And the Linzes are running a pretty stupid leg. Their stupidity will kill them in the end. Read the clues. Take things fast but in a controlled manner.
9:50 God. Please drop that kid on his head. Damn. There is no God.
9:55 You can’t do this road block because your team chose the wrong person to be flying through the air. I would suggest you use the lightest on the team. Another boneheaded move for the Linzes.
10:02 Looks as if they’re sleeping in the estade olympic. Just like the Hurricane Katrina victims. And finally BUNCHING!!
10:08 Stupid Weavers. That’s the name of the game. Play or get off. I hope you have a nice 2 hour penalty. If not, this game is rigged. Be thankful you are not eating 2 lbs of caviar.
10:09 Home again for your pets. Implant a chip in your dog.
10:27 Shoe. Please no bunching.
10:34 Shoe?! That’s tough. Wally is such a negative Nelly. I wish he would just explode and shout some expletives. F&%@ this s*#t! Is your foot small, motherf@#%er! Good luck on that task Wally.
10:42 Sweet!! Smooth move Mom Weaver. Not to be in touch with your directions. You could’ve won this but that is just the wrong move.
10:43 Come on Bransens. Please don’t make the Linzes win. Damn.
10:45 Jigsaw puzzle!! Come on let’s run. Go Bransen girls and Wally.
10:51 Damn. Rhode Island!! Why do you have to be so small? O well. The stupids won. Congrats to the young ones. They had a built in advantage.
10:55 Congrats to the winners. Congrats to all the racers. This is an Amazing Race!
10:57 Season 9! Back to the original format! Back to racing around the world. Febuary. See you then.
