Reason to choose the no candy or tabloids checkout lane
Sadly the publishes Weekly World News has been abducted by space aliens and so they have ceased publishing.
It was one of the best things to read while in the checkout counter of the supermarket. Now, we're stuck with lame InWeekly clones worried about the thinning of celebrities. Doesn't any one have time to ferret out the zombies or aliens amongst us?
