X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Wolverine is a terrible movie. The plot changes left and right. Was it an homage to Watchmen? “Someone’s murdering our old team.” Or did they just make it random. He was helping then he was the enemy then he’s part of the plot. Or he was my friend, then my brother, then my enemy and now my friend again.

The opening was another homage to Watchmen.

Why was Sabretooth jealous of Wolverine? I don’t know. They never show Wolverine doing anything awesome. In fact I thought Sabretooth was the bad ass.

Hugh Jackman was always miscast as Wolverine. Too friendly and not menacing enough. “I’m the best at what I do, and what I do ain’t pretty.” Sure. Sure. Pretty boy. I haven’t seen you do anything kick ass.

I always thought to know the origin of Wolverine was the suck. This movie shows how stupid it was.

I want to see Professor Xavier/Magneto movie.

2 of 5 stars.

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