Arson, Inc

If you all followed me on twitter, you would’ve been treated to my crazy rants (crazants!) on how I feel about the Orioles. I think I’ve raged against them every game. Last night, they were coming back (I know, right?), but then Matusz who although kept them in the game through six, still sucks though, was relieved by the worse bunch of “pitchers” in the MLB. I’ve gone to calling these guys arsonists: the opposite of what relief pitching should be doing. They’re throwing gas on the fire!

Anyhow, I believe this song is appropriate for our bullpen. Wouldn’t it be funny if Camden Yards music director played this for our chief arsonist Kevin Gregg when he comes out in relief? It would be awesome!

Posted by broderic

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3 Replies to “Arson, Inc”

  1. I saw crazant tweets and I can't comment unless im watching.

    Although Firestarter seems to have a different "tone" to it. KGBeast should clearly have the lamest song instead. Firestarter aint lame so I therefore cannot let this song be used on him.

  2. I guess it will take a while for you to comment!

    The title! My god, the Title! Is PERFECT! Plus, Gregg sort of looks like the singer…

  3. its taking me a while to comment. yeah. =p

    "Firestarter" sounds too cool. Like you ignite something wonderful. Gregg however is the complete opposite. He starts a burning desire to be destroyed, or something. But does not ignite the passion to win and to save this Orioles team.

    Who shall be my "firestarter" in this manner? Jim Johnson? Jaku…? or that other guy I cant recall?

    Or maybe we should have Sherrill and Uehara back in this team. (I take it back, Sherrill gives us a Greggish/ Gonzo-ish vibe)

    ***i forgot i was using my work account, DUH! had to erase that one***

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