“Seriously, Dave. If that eulogy went on a minute longer it would have been yours.”

It’s raining, and it’s cold.  The boys of summer should be shutting down.  

But of course I am talking the Orioles. They’ve been shut down since the start of the season.  Did they even show up?

The rain kept me from catching the last game of my season ticket package.  I wanted to see Adam Jones patrol the outfield one last time.  Sadly, I don’t want to sit in the rain, so I cancelled before I even went.  Thank the lord that the rain keeps going and the game was postponed.

This was the worst team ever.  They were hard to watch.  Then I didn’t want to watch.  The entire city of Baltimore too didn’t want to watch.  We stayed away in droves.  They kept losing in droves.  They also drove everyone insane with the losses.

I witnessed several seasons of bad Orioles baseball before Buck Showalter showed up.  But they were still easy to watch and root for.  This version you can’t want to watch.  It’s awful.  Now I know the difference between .333 and .400.  It’s really painful.

I wish for a better season next year.  Perhaps my money won’t be wasted.

Posted by broderic

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2 Replies to ““Seriously, Dave. If that eulogy went on a minute longer it would have been yours.””

  1. Lets go to a game early enough next year that our enthusiasm for the season still exists.

    1. We should’ve done it this year and drank as much beer to make us forget the product on the field…

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