The Sinking of the SS United States

They turned her into a reef.

After waiting all day for her to sink, she finally sunk. These are her last moments. There’s that shot of her name plate, just before her bow goes under, that has to be a metaphor for the way her namesake’s country is on its last legs. The United States itself is sinking and will be only be interesting to men in masks.

Anyhow, she sunk in 100 feet of water on November 11, 2026.

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