1000 Yard Stare
Though this team really sucks and cannot play sound fundamental baseball, it’s still fun to go down to the Yard and catch a game. Although, at times, it is very trying, but still, it beats cancer. Following the team will kill you (RIP Flanny), so only the hardcore can get through a season. I’ve been through 4 and now I have the thousand yard stare.
“Hey Joker, we ought to put you up for the congressional medal of… ugly!”
“The Horror… The Horror…”
