“I might as well. After all, I am the belle of the ball.” “More like party slut.” “Jealous.”

The Hitman’s Bodyguard is a movie you watch when there are no other movies to watch. Even then, you flip the channel to Chiller or TruTV, but you find yourself going back to The Hitman’s Bodyguard because that is your life at the moment.

Don’t waste your time. I already have. You were warned.

2 of 5 stars.

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