I Love You, Beth Cooper

I Love You, Beth Cooper begins with an inopportune love declaration. Dennis, the Coove, Cooverman, class valedictorian declares his love for the one, Beth Cooper. During his commencement speech. *Gasp* It takes nerves to declare love like that, and to believe that it would work, it is a fantasy. A fantasy, that the love of your life would respond to something that bold. A fantasy, because you’ve never been face-to-face. A fantasy, because you only know the back of her pretty blonde head. A fantasy will always conjures up dreams.

I’m just beginning to read the book, and so far, the movie script has matched the book. And so far, book and movie aren’t all that funny. I thought it (the book) was supposed to be hilarious. Written by a former Simpsons writer, Larry Doyle, it should be perfect, but he didn’t write any episodes during The Simpsons golden age, seasons 1-8, so he may not have been too funny. That’s why the gags in the book and the movie don’t seem to be working very well.

I expected another “Can’t Hardly Wait,” but got Joysticks. It was my own fantasy that this would be a decent movie. But I think I would rather spend my time behind the pretty blonde in class and leave those fantasies to my own mind.

2 of 5 stars.

Posted by broderic

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2 Replies to “I Love You, Beth Cooper”

  1. The trailer to this looked horrible. I'm going to see 500 Days of Summer this weekend. That seems a bit more promising.

    btw, they looped through another episode for Haruhi. Gah…someone shoot this arc dead, please.

  2. I was attracted to reading the book because a favorite comic book artist/writer, Even Dorkin, did the cover. The book bores me as much as the movie.

    I'm hoping that Haruhi doesn't last all the way to the end of August! No! Son of a bitch.

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