“Do I hear the plaintive cry of the crested North American quitter? Quit-WHO! Quit-WHO!”

If it’s September, then it must be that time of year that the Baltimore Orioles baseball team pack it up and head south for the winter. Their record recedes from .500 mark quicker than the falling leaf.

Have they won any game this month? Will they win any?

M A R G E texted me earlier this week that tickets are cheap. They should just give tickets away or at least do a $0.10 beer night or at least $1.00 adjusted for inflation. They would fill that park up with drunks and maybe one would be crazy enough to streak across the infield and hump the second base umpire’s leg.

Well, with the cheap tickets, we should catch at least one more game. Join me won’t you?

Posted by broderic

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2 Replies to ““Do I hear the plaintive cry of the crested North American quitter? Quit-WHO! Quit-WHO!””

  1. Did Marge tell you we’re headed to the game on the 26th? She said you guys might go too. They even have fireworks!

    What’s going on for your birthday?

  2. I don’t know about anything on my bday.

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