Movie Review: Ultraviolet
I wish I could be as clever as the dude who wrote the two word review for Spinal Tap’s Shark Sandwich album. “Shit sandwich.” This was as lame as they come. For the first time in my life, I really wanted to get up and leave, and I wondered why no one else was doing the same.
I thought it was going to be the good type of bad that was Catwoman, but it was really a bad kind of bad. The type that makes you wonder, on this the night the Academy hands out its awards, if Hollywood is smoking some dooby.
Ultraviolet, ultra shit.
1 of 5 stars
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Hee hee. Yeah it’s been a while since I’ve seen a movie that was bad bad, not bad good. I couldn’t stop laughing in the first 10 minutes… and then the laughing stopped and so did the fun. I just realized there was another 80 minutes or so attatched to this reel of mind numbing torcher. Who let this guy get behind a camera?
Heard the same from a friend. He wanted his money back after the film. Told me not to waste my cash.