Please Hammer, don’t hurt him

Here, I got to admit that I have been watching some of that stupid reality show, Dancing with the Stars and found out how painful it is to be Master P. If you’ve seen it you know what I mean. He can’t (or most likely won’t) dance, and the stupid American public is keeping him on the show.

Stop. Please, stop.

His partner probably cries at night. Americans are so cruel.

Vote for the girl with legs to her neck, Stacy Keibler. Vote for short Drew Lachey. Vote for anyone, but Master P. It’s not funny anymore.

Posted by broderic

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One Reply to “Please Hammer, don’t hurt him”

  1. Yeah, that was making me cringe. I thought he was a groover. He’s Master P! But it was like he was too gangsta for it. Did you see when he walked across the dance floor in the end to grab her arm when she bent back? I thought he was going to rip her arm off. He looked like a robot trying to find his soul.Only to realize robots don’t have souls. There just mechanical machines that move left, right, foward and back. They also can rip arms out of sockets. Man that was hard to look at.
    PS. That show is retarded. Now Skating with the Stars… that’s a show. Those guys eat shit.

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