Value of check is 0.000009 of a cent

I have been buying a lot of DVDs lately. One of the latest is Jumanji. I got the version with the Jumanji game built into the box cover. After watching the movie, I think I’ll pass on playing it.

It’s the version labeled as the deluxe edition on the box. What’s so special about this one? Commentary by Robin Williams? Deleted scenes with David Alan Grier? A topless Bebe Neuwirth?

No. Nyet. You wish.

Instead, inside you’ll find a coupon for one ticket worth $7.50 to Zathura.

Yes, Zathura.

I would like to have considered this as money back from watching that movie in the theatres, except we all know how much coupons really cost. My best bet is to try to redeem it then sneak into a better movie. Anyone know where it’s playing?

Posted by broderic

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