Van Helsing… You murderer!
So, last Thursday I saw Van Helsing (You murderer!). Not a very good movie, because it had the barest of plots. Most of the story was in support of the action, and the action was all cliched as if the director (also the writer!) needed to cram all action movie scenes into the movie. Aliens – we got vampire eggs! Fast and the Furious – nothing faster than Transylvania horses! Dracula! Wolfman! I was waiting for them to throw in the creature from the black lagoon.
The overall tone of Van Helsing was to be campy. Too bad no one told Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale.
2 of 5 stars.
