Quote of the Day [4.01.09]

“You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who’s ready to party.”

Trent (Vince Vaughn), “Swingers”

Quote of the Day [3.31.09]

“Yeah, but you know what, maybe I’ll wait 3 weeks. How’s that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.”

Mike (Jon Favreau), “Swingers”

Quote of the Day [3.30.09]

“I spend half the night talking to some girl who’s looking around the room to see if there’s somebody else who’s more important she should be talking to. And it’s like I’m supposed to be all happy ’cause she’s wearing a backpack, you know?”

Mike (Jon Favreau), “Swingers”

PWND

Thanks, Louisville, you fucks. There goes my bracket.

I was eating at Bateman’s last night as Villanova wins. Half the crowd cheered on that lay up the other half groaned. It was cheers for our brackets! That put me into money contention. Louisville, you fucks, ruined it today.