“Did you commit any crime that was not SAT related?”

Link of the Day [9.11.08]

To comemerate the tragedy of seven years ago, let’s dive into one of the funniest conspiracy theories out there. I love me a conspiracy theory but this one is pretty dumb. The twenty dollar bill prophesied the attacks on the Twin Towers and the Pentagon? Please. Tphttt.

BTW, whatever became of that guy who masterminded it all? Didn’t he die in Abu Ghraib? No? Remember, this happened during a Republican presidency, and the mastermind is still out there all throughout a Republican presidency. Another fucktard Republican is trying to trick you into believing that the fucktard Republican party can protect you. They are only scamming you into believing that they are tight on the national security front.

I can prove it. Do you have a twenty?

http://www.foldmoney.com/

“The Master Builder waits at the pyramids.”

"I'm going back to professional cycling. I'm going to try and win an
eighth Tour de France."
Well, the rumors are true. Even CapitolSwell has posted it!That's gonna be an exciting Tour next year. I wonder how the new blood
is gonna react? I wonder if his rivals are gonna let him dictate the
pace and the tactics? Will the reigning Tour champ, Carlos Sastre,
rollover? What team will he ride on? Astana? Will they even get an
invite, and will their current team GC favorite and 2007 Tour champ,
Alberto Contador, work with Armstrong? I want to see the other teams attack Armstrong. Team Garmin-Chipotle
this is your chance to become the premiere US team. Same goes for Team
Columbia. I want to see them make him sweat. Do what he used to do to
others. I want to see him chasing desperately . I want to see him
trying to shut down breakaways. I want to see him fly. I want to see
him lose.I also want to see him win. You cannot deny it. He's been the best pro
cyclists in the last few years, a true champion who overcame a dreadful
disease, who won the Tour seven straight years, and who has been an
inspiration for all cyclists. I feel like training right along with
him.Can he win? Shit, dude, the guys Lance Armstrong.

UPDATE: Removed annoying link. Looks funny on my iPhone

Quote of the Day [9.10.08]

“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back, ceaselessly into the past”

F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”

“Geek test!”

Link of the Day [9.10.08]

So. How do you find NewsRadio quotes? Google.

Here’s a tip: to search a particular site add “site:foobarbaz.com” to your search query. Of course, replace “foobarbaz.com” with whatever site you want to search for your term.

Today’s link is an example. Enjoy all that NewsRadio goodness! And post your favorites in the comments!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&
q=memorable+quotes+newsradio+
site%3Aimdb.com&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=

“Yeah, the guy who’s gonna blow up the Guggenheim!”

Opening to Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad. No idea what the hell that means. That’s not true. Beck is name of the lead guitarist’s dog. The other half of that phrase, mongolian chop squad, no idea. Perhaps it doesn’t translate well into english? Or is it one of those cute Japanese buggering of the english language?

The show starts really slowly. It’s about the second disk before he even gets into the band.