Last Christmas

There’s a joke for weebs about George Michael’s Last Christmas. It’s the only Christmas song that the Japanese play. It’s terrible, because it’s about breaking hearts. I guess, for the Japanese, Christmas is for heartbreaks considering the country isn’t religious. I think they all go out on dates on Christmas. At least, that’s what anime has taught me.

Anyhow, there’s a twist in the movie, that if you paid attention will be completely obvious.

Overall, not a bad film. It may eventually become a Christmas classic. But that will take the likes of everyone to make it happen. Make it happen, everyone. We need another film to enter the Christmas film cannon.

3 of 5 stars.

You Get A Turkey Leg! You Get A Turkey Leg!

Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you and your family, friends, and significant others have a great and safe Thanksgiving!

I am thankful for… my family and friends. The beautiful idols of Nogizaka46… Yamshita Mizuki… Ikuta Erika… Shiraishi Mai… the whole of them… My MacBook Pro… barbecue ribs… fried chicken… oxygen…

I would like to think that Yamashita’s eating a turkey leg. So she’s celebrating it with us! Yumm!

The Lighthouse

The Lighthouse is a strange film from the director of The Witch. It’s a black and white film shot in a 4:3 aspect ratio starring Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson as the lighthouse keepers. They go mad being cooped up alone in a lighthouse.

Was it all in their minds? Was it really madness? It was like Jack from the Shining going crazy. They were all going crazy from the solitude.

Now the hardest was that both characters were talking like The Sea Captain from the Simpsons. Sometimes it was hard to understand. Yaarrghh.

Was it scary? Yes in a psychological way. Madness is scary. And crazy ass masturbating lighthouse keepers, too.

3 of 5 stars.

A Soup A Week

Cooked another soup this afternoon. It’s a continuation from the last few weeks: soup on a Sunday to take to work for the first few days of the week. Today’s soup is lentil and sausage soup.

I made use of the beef stock I made last month. And the andouille sausage I had socked away in the freezer from some chili I had made a while ago. Also, I always have some lentil beans in the cupboard because I sort of like lentils.

In a 3 1/2 quart pot, I brown the sausages in a bit of olive oil. I sprinkle them with a bit of cayenne for some extra spiciness. Took them out then threw in onions and carrots to cook in the nice fond. Seasoned with salt and pepper then when they were cooked (about 5 minutes) I added some garlic. I’ve learned to put the garlic in after doing the first set of vegetables.

In goes the lentils and the sausage. Maybe next time the sausage goes in after 30 minutes. Bring to a boil and then knock it down to a simmer. After 30 minutes of simmering I threw in some zucchini. Simmered again for another 20 minutes. Done.

It wasn’t bad. I think it may get better as it soaks overnight.

Quote of the Day [11.20.19]

I want nothing
I want nothing
I want no quid pro quo.
Tell Zellinksky
to do the
Right Thing.
This is the final word 
from the Pres.
of the U.S.

Donald Trump

Mizuki-maru!

Just thinking. This is why I follow idols. Yamashita Mizuki… she makes me happy.

Beef Broth or Beef Stock?

I usually make chicken stock. This weekend I’m trying beef stock for the first time.

Chicken stock seems to be more versatile. I’ve used it in all my soups even if it is in a beef-like French onion soup. It’s just easier to make a chicken stock, because it isn’t as intimidating. Buy chicken. Boil with some vegetables. What more?

Beef? It’s like figuring out what cut of meat to get. Rump? Roast? Sirloin? I don’t know. Yet, I now find out that get bones. BONES!

That’s simple. Get a cut with bones. Short ribs. Marrow bones. Ox tail. Ribs? Sure.

So the stock I’m making… stock? Or is it broth? What’s the diff?

I think broth is just the meat. Stock is broth made with other ingredients such as vegetables. I may be wrong, but I think that’s how I would describe them.

First, I roasted the beef bones I had. It was marrow and short ribs. I heated the oven to 450. Placed the meat on sheet pan, oiled up, salt and pepper then let it roast for 20 minutes.

When done, I put them in a pot and filled it up with 8 cups of water or until the meat is under water. Now, I should’ve washed the bones off with water because the blood would make the broth cloudy. Which is what was happening here. The scum was there, but the broth was getting cloudy. Will this make it terrible?

I planned to let this broth go for 12 hours. After I would add some leeks to make this a stock. It smelled great as a broth, but once the leeks went in, it lost its smell. And there was still scum to skim.

I was done this morning. I’m using it for a soup. It was good, not as beefy as I expected. I’m only going to get better at this. Hopefully.

Culinary Cuts

It seems that I made a decent dinner tonight, a pasta dish, shells in tomato sauce with whatevers-in-my-fridge. The whatevers is a half a breast of roasted chicken and some spinach. I think I did it well tonight!

First, I did what they called a mise-en-scene. I cut a quarter onion, diced a few cloves of garlic, washed and drained a handful of spinach, and scored a small pint of cherry tomatoes. I got the pot of water boiling and then started in a non-stick skillet the onions and garlic.

I put in more than usual olive oil for the onions and garlic. Once they were cooking, I threw in the cherry tomatoes and a squeeze of tomato paste. The chicken went in to het it up. I covered it all up and cooked them at a medium heat setting, stirring occasionally.

Seasoning? The standard: salt and fresh cracked black pepper, crushed red pepper flakes and oregano. Salt it to taste. I thought I salted mine too much, but it turned out perfect. I guess its some of that cheese I grated into it later on.

When the shells were done, I drained them reserving some water to help along the sauce. I put the shells into the pan with the water and grated the cheese into the dish. Stirred and served.

Yumm-o!

I think I finally cracked that pasta dish. Most likely its the amount of oil I used. I also tried not to over cook or burn the onion or garlic which I was surprised that I didn’t.

If I get to repeat this recipe, then I’ll be happy.

Joker

Joker.

Again I find myself baffled at the accolades this one receives. I get it. It’s no MCU fun superhero romp. It’s dark. As dark as other DC movies have been. And yet these dark DC films always seem so ridiculous because of their attempt at the darkness. It’s like some goth girl telling you how dark her outlook on life is. You just got to laugh. Too earnest in darkness is just some funny adolescent shit.

It was fine. But still. The darkness.

3 of 5 stars.