Personification of Beauty
Shiraishi Mai singing せっかちなかたつむり from NogizakaSHOW this past weekend. Let that gaze get you. Let her pull you in. Damn!
Shiraishi Mai singing せっかちなかたつむり from NogizakaSHOW this past weekend. Let that gaze get you. Let her pull you in. Damn!
Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising is as good as a sequel can be.
That’s a damning one line review. It’s just like a sequel to not live up to the expectations of the first movie even though the first movie didn’t live up to my expectations. I came expecting more. Instead I got grown ups again and a weird fixation with parents having sex.
The sequel starts with Rose Byrne and Seth Rogan planning to sell their house and move to a more respectable one in which to raise their children. But they seem to not feel like proper parents. They have parent regrets and worries but that’s because they maybe are terrible at parenting.
Then we shift to freshmen girls attending sorority rush and finding out how disappointing greek life can be for girls — lots of sexual harassment by frats. These girls then move into the neighborhood to start a sorority that can be all it wants to be — women. They begin to party and wreck the chances of their neighbors to sell their home.
The girls and the sorority are all lead by Zack Efron. He has a quarter life crisis. His frat brothers have settled down even Franco is marrying his best man. What he does to pick himself up is to lead the sorority through making money to keep their house. Of course, being older, he falls out with the girls and then joins the neighbors to get them to stop partying for 1 month.
I actually didn’t mind the flick, but it could’ve been better. It could’ve achieved Neighbors level of hilarity but it was missing a hootie-hoo scene. It could’ve used a hootie-hoo scene. As now, several weeks later, I can’t remember a dang thing.
3 of 5 stars.
This video goes up. In a few weeks it will be down. Maybe by then I would’ve blogged something to push it off the front page…
Fuck do I go to the bookstore lots. Super bored today even though I went to see my niece do her dancing thing. Plus I ate at Phubs — a brilliant place to eat Phô and 1/2 Bahn Mí. I couldn’t take the drubbing the Orioles were experiencing and stage48 is more AKB than Nogi, so off to the bookstore I went for coffee and desert.
Silent Voice Vol. 7 by Yoshitoki Oima. It’s the final volume of a pretty great manga. I’m a sucker for redemption stories about love. I first read this on Crunchyroll’s digital manga and I finished it up in one night. Seven volumes! Kodansha released the manga on paper for the last year. I’ve re-read it again and it still is very powerful. I think it’s one of the manga to keep on the bookshelf. That’s why I bought all seven volumes.
The Wrecking Crew by Thomas Frank. I was actually looking for his latest but then I didn’t like the premise. So I went with this book instead. I’ve always thought that the GOP is terrible at governing because they do not believe in it. They always say the government is the problem and yet they want to participate in it. Wolf. Sheep’s clothing. Like putting a pyromaniac as fire chief. The GOP will wreck shit because they don’t believe in a working government and when they break it they’ll always say it was because government never works. Fuck those fuckers. Fuck them in the ass. Shit is wrong. They are wrong. Fuck those fuckers.
A second time on the weekend? Yes, when I am truly bored with nothing to do. This time I went to the Columbia store because it has a better selection. I wonder why that is. Their computer book selection is 1000 times better. So is their manga. Throw it a more interesting cook book section, and it’s a wonder why I don’t go there often. Twenty-five miles away? O, that’s why.
Anywhoo, let’s look at what I bought today.
Pragmatic Unit Testing in Java 8 with JUnit. I’m starting to get into Test Driven Development. It’s not like I haven’t but at work I have a task where it fit right in to do TDD. As I write the code and the tests, I often wonder if I am doing it well. No one else at work has tried it this way. So I need advice and I usually find it in books. This one is the only one on UnitTesting that was at the store. I’m hoping to glean some advice from it and apply it to work.
Captain America: Civil War suffers the same issues as Avengers 2: it feels bloated. It’s not the spritely First Avenger or the wonderful thriller of Winter Soldier. It’s the kitchen sink and ginormous plotting of Age of Ultron. Perhaps this comes from the source material, the Civil War comic event.
It was nothing like the book but the plot was similar. Should the government control super heroes? Should there be a licensing arm? Who watches the watchmen? It was a story that needed to be told about power and who wields it, but this movie made the scope smaller. Not a civil war between super heroes against super heroes, but Avengers versus Avengers. Small in scope. What does this mean for Marvel Cinematic Universe? The end of Captain America? The end of Iron Man? The end? We’ll have to look for X-Men to carry us to Apocalypse.
3 of 5 stars.
Here’s one of those blog posts which was in my queue and died there. I should’ve finished it weeks ago. Better late than never.
Keanu means cool mountain breeze in Hawaiian. And it was the name of the kitten in Key and Peele’s first movie, Keanu. Now like all sketch shows which spin off a feature length movie, sometimes it feels like a too long stretched out skit. Keanu has that feel. One note played over and over for laughs.
I feel this one may be a cult classic like Fridays ended up being. It’s not too funny at first but when high you’ll laugh. And like pot I think I forgot all about this film.
3 of 5 stars.
The blogs been bleak lately. I haven’t written anything good. It’s nothing but movie reviews and links of the day with not much to say and terrible writing. The movie reviews are quickly jotted notes making no sense. The links of the day only interest me. Then there are the idols. Nobody but me knows about idols. I doubt my readers do. What little I have of them. I need to mix things up and get back to some writing. Good writing would be helpful. But any writing at the moment would be great.
Let’s try something different…
I go to the bookstore just about every week. I usually buy something which I end up not reading. I buy it and put it on the nightstand. It stays there for years before I decide to read it. Maybe I can write reviews of what I read.
But first, let me write about what I bought and the motivation to buy it. Maybe writing why will help me read the book.
Yotsuba&! Volume 13. The best manga out there. I love how it makes me feel so happy to see the fun adventures of Yotsuba, the 4 year old, kawaii kid. She’ll worm her way into your heart. You should be reading this.
The Complete Peanuts: 1999-2000. I have several of the early volumes but haven’t bought any of the latest. This is the last book of the run. It’s got the final chapters of the Peanuts strip. I adore the Peanuts strip. If I could draw, I would love to do a comic strip. Maybe it should be my next profession.
Silver Screen Fiend by Patton Oswalt. I have a need to read some stories about movies. Hopefully, Patton Oswalt’s diary of the movies he’s seen as he gained fame will help me with my movie viewing writing. Like I said, this blog is just bad movie writing. But in it contains the movies that I have seen in the theaters these past 12+ years. Maybe, like Oswalt, this is my Silver Screen Fiend.
Fuck yeah! Pardon my Japanese. It’s on! Once more. Here we go again!
You’ll know where to find me that weekend: on my couch, logged into Showroom Live, Tweeting up a storm.
I’m gonna love this.
It took two weeks, but finally finished up the compilation anthology of Road & Kingdoms travel/food guide for Japan: Fish, Noodles, Rice — Deep Travels Through Japan’s Food Culture. Reading through it made me really want to go and travel Japan from tip to tip. From Fukuoka on the south island, Kyushu, to Hokkaido in the north, I want to travel and experience the food of Japan.
Maybe. Maybe. Maybe someday…