Evil Incarnate


How evil are you?

Boy that’s reassuring for the holidays. “Come back, Santa! Please no lump of coal this year.”

“Bwaa-haa-haa!” as Bond’s nemesis would say.

Lasso the moon

It’s A Wonderful Life used to be shown often during this time of year back in the 80s. You couldn’t switch on the television during the holidays without seeing it playing. I remember once I watched it at 3 in the morning on PBS.

Anyway, the kids these days are trying to make A Christmas Story play like It’s A Wonderful Life. TBS shows it non-stop on Christmas Day. Pretty soon. No one will care. You’ll get it off of YouTube.

List: Movies, Best of 2006

This year sucked in movies. Or I have become more cynical when watching the shite in the theaters. Honestly, it is a combination of the two.

Hollywood has become more conservative in their approach to making movies. They need to make an impact with the “boffo b.o.” of the opening week. They mistakenly believe that this is where they can make their money, therefore they’re producing more movies that attempt to do that. They pay their actors exorbitant fee. They splash flashy CG on the screen. They plumb the depths of the lowest common denominator. Yet, they forget to tell their stories well. I believe the old adage that says there are only four typical story plotlines, therefore it’s imperative that the film-makers be judicious in how they unfold their story onscreen. I think Hollywood forgets that too often.

Indy films are not any better. They have mimicked their more prosperous competitor and lost their.

When will the magic return to cinema?

These are the films I believe to be the best I saw this year.

4 stars

That’s it. The others were mediocre — some fun and a pleasure to watch while others were not bad, but not good as well. Then I saw plenty of other junk. That is for another post…

List: Netflix Queue, Best of

Not only is it the season for gift lists, but it is also the time of year that people break out there “best of” lists. Here at BrowserMetrics, we aim to be like the rest of the sheep. So without further ado, here’s the first of what should be many lists (I do have to fill 31 days of posts).

According to my Netflix queue, as of today, these are my top rated DVDs this year. Of course I only started renting from them this year. Most of the good DVDs will have inspired a post on this site, so you could read my review. I hope you place some of these on your Netflix queue to enjoy.

5 stars

4 stars

MacBook SE

If you’re looking for at purchasing the new MacBook and don’t want
either white or black, then check this out. They also have iPods,
MacBook Pros, and other stuff there as well.http://www.colorwarepc.com/products/select_MacBook.aspxPersonally, I like the purple of the “Prowler” color. Interesting.

Earn your pay

The slug line for this link is, “Culture Shock on Capitol Hill: House to Work 5 Days a Week.”For this let me quote John McClane, “Welcome to the party, pal.”WTF?! is up with the whining here. Can’t manage a five day a week schedule. Poor babies. You know you could get another job. Of course this article only talks about the first month. Little is said about the other weeks of the year that they take off. They’re playing us for suckers.

My car is pissing me off

It’s at 118K. It’s making creaking noises. I had the exhaust adjusted to avoid those creaking noises, but they’re still coming. The front struts are worn. Thy make noise when going over a pebble in the road. They need to be changed.

But is it worth it? Should I get a new car? Or a used one?

I would think fixing her up would be around $1500. Is this better than getting a new car.

Descisions. Descisions. What a sink hole the things we own are! Or does it own me?

Adventures From My Netflix Queue: Hell on Wheels

Hell On Wheels documents the 100th vesion of le Tour de France by following Team Telekom as they compete in that edition. It was funny to watch a tour from another countries side. If this was an American film it would’ve been about Lance Armstrong notching his fifth straight tour victory. Or even about the herculean effor put in by Tyler Hamilton to go the distance and finish fourth with a broken collarbone. Yet, this was a German film and being such, it focused on Team Telekom, a German team.

Funny that. This was the most exciting race of the seven that Lance Armstrong won, and this film barely mentions him. Hamilton got more coverage and even then it was bare.

The film follows several team members on this tour: Rolf Aldag, the consummate gunny-sargent, Erik Zarbel, the sprinter on his last legs, Andreas Kloden, wiped out and abandoned with a broken cocyx. It also shows some behind the scenes of Aldag and Zarbel with their massuese. These scenes were very reminiscent of the end of an era. Showing the humanity in the racers and their desire to finish. Zarbel especially comes off as being on the verge of losing his legs with his buddy, Aldag and his massuese by his side as his chances of being a force in the cycling world dim.

Anywhoo, I want to go out and ride right now, but it’s late. When’s summer coming?

4 of 5 stars.