Postponed

Shagging Flies

I would’ve been at the early game of today’s scheduled Yankee-Oriole tilt, but Hurricane Irene caused today’s games to be cancelled. Unlike Joe Gerardi, I’m okay with it. It was a makeup game for another rained out game from April so another week or two doesn’t make a difference. I’m not gonna whine about it. I can wait. Maybe another 14 years.

You have to wait for those baseballs to come flying your way. Maybe you’ll have some light hitting middle infielder taking his cuts, then you’ll have the heavy bomber. You stand close to the wall for the ground rule double, then you back up, way back for the bombs. You’ve got to position right. Catch that ball!

Call For the Ball

Shagging Flies

You’ve got to want it. If you’re standing on the wall, call for the ball. Look at a player, call his name, throw your hands up, and yell, “Throw me a ball!” It don’t matter what team. It don’t matter what player. Do it. Call for the ball.

The nephew was shy. He couldn’t even ask Guthrie for a ball. Me? I just yelled, “Hey, Blue Jay throw me a ball!” I had no idea his name. I had no idea his number which was unfortunate as I would usually call them by that — “Hey, 57! Throw me one.”

Sometimes they’ll throw you one. It’s happened. It’ll happen again. Thanks, Nick!

Early Gate Time

Shagging Flies

Last time at Camden Yards, I took my nephew to batting practice. This was for a Blue Jays game. We waited for Jose Bautista to “hit it here” and he did deliver…

Thank You Steve Jobs

I don't know what to say.You've made a fine company.Thank you.May the road rise with you on your next adventure.Best wishes.

This Needs Ghosts

In the morning before the ground shook, I was reading Micheal Chabon’s Maps And Legends and came upon his intro to Casting the Runes, an anthology of M.R. James ghost stories. Chabon celebrates the short story “Oh, Whistle and I’ll Come to You, My Lad!” as M.R. James’ greatest ghost story. He also laments that the ghost story has fallen out of favor with writers.

I concur. There’s something satisfying about a well crafted ghost stories. A well written ghost story sends shivers up your spine and is a joy to read. You’re frightened and elated and that’s a good feeling.

What I liked about Chabon’s essay was that he went touched upon a few things I noticed about ghost stories — things I felt I should write about too. Here’s where I write about them.

Chabon talked about the first person perspective of most ghosts stories. They are mostly told by a narrator describing ghastly things he has seen or has heard about from a reliable source. Chabon talked about the truthiness of the ghost story accounts. The narrator’s account from a first person perspective — can you trust ’em? Or that they seem almost true. Chabon talked about how they were told on cold winter nights around camp fires. That’s the best time for ghost stories. And they are told, spoken, enough to scare you.

I, too, love the first person perspective of the ghost story. “I don’t believe in the supernatural, but….” They always open like that and you get hooked. I don’t believe in the supernatural but I love the chills I get from reading them. I love ’em in the winter. The darkness. The cold. Under the covers. The darkness. All are conducive to being frightened.

It’s almost fall and the day’s are getting longer. It’s almost time for a good ghost story. “I don’t believe in the supernatural…”

5.9

I'm sure you've already heard about the earthquake on the East Coast. I was down in the basement lab and thought it was just construction until the floor began to quake. Then my stomach felt funny .Everyone was looking at each other on the first shake. Then we got up and left immediately on the continuous second shake. Just a very eventful day.I survived!

Arson, Inc

If you all followed me on twitter, you would’ve been treated to my crazy rants (crazants!) on how I feel about the Orioles. I think I’ve raged against them every game. Last night, they were coming back (I know, right?), but then Matusz who although kept them in the game through six, still sucks though, was relieved by the worse bunch of “pitchers” in the MLB. I’ve gone to calling these guys arsonists: the opposite of what relief pitching should be doing. They’re throwing gas on the fire!

Anyhow, I believe this song is appropriate for our bullpen. Wouldn’t it be funny if Camden Yards music director played this for our chief arsonist Kevin Gregg when he comes out in relief? It would be awesome!