Over at The House Next Door they are doing a movie title mash up. What’s that you say? Take titles of movies and string them along together, jumble their respective plots, and there you have it.
Don’t get it, then sample some of them there or read a few of mine.
Apocalypto Now. — A pre-columbian epic wherein the protagonist must kill the head of the crazy Mayan tribe.
Se7en Samurai — A Japanese village enlists the help of ronin samurai to catch a serial killer. The english translation doesn’t work: “Kikuchiyo” doesn’t mean “what’s in the box.”
Repo Man on Fire — A man goes after the people who reposessed his car with deadly force.
Repo Manchurian Candidate — The sequel wherein the man gets his car but unbeknownst to him under the careful scrutiny of a secret society leading him to kill a presidential candidate.
The Rules of the Game of Death — A kung fu movie set amongst the french upper class. Passion and action ensues.
Do The Right Thing That You Do — Racial tension on a hot summer day boils over when a band on the rise loses it’s way.
The Hills Have Eyes of Laura Mars — After her eye surgery Laura Mars’s car breaks down in a remote place, she’s attacked by mutant savages, but thanks to the serial killer eyes repels them.
See that’s easy. Your turn.
