Blog as post it note

Just posting this stuff here so that I can access this information from work. This is for CS 774 Human Computer Interactions, and it is for a paper that I have to write. I didn’t post the previous assignment, because I thought it would’ve bored you. This I am posting so that I can search on it tomorrow because it is on IEEE site which we have free access at work. This is a list of citations I would like to read up on.

Image-browser taxonomy and guidelines for designers
Plaisant, C.; Carr, D.; Shneiderman, B.
Software, IEEE
Volume 12, Issue 2, Mar 1995

Visualization methods for personal photo collections: browsing and searching in the PhotoFinder
Hyunmo Kang; Shneiderman, B.;
Multimedia and Expo, 2000. ICME 2000. 2000 IEEE International Conference on
Volume 3, 30 July-2 Aug. 2000

Pimp

The winner for the best original song award was 3-6 mafia’s “It’s hard out here being a pimp.”

That line is to verbose.

As Eazy-E would’ve said, “Pimpin’ ain’t eazy.” He’s rolling in his grave right now. Original? Whatever?!

Technical Acheivement

The Academy usually gives the technical awards before the performance awards. This year Rachel McAdams was the host. She showed up in the telecast last night wearing a weird gown. I couldn’t tell if it was a tshirt or not. So I went looking for a picture. And found the strangest picture from that night.

Rachel and her uncles

Movie Review: Ultraviolet

Ultraviolet

I wish I could be as clever as the dude who wrote the two word review for Spinal Tap’s Shark Sandwich album. “Shit sandwich.” This was as lame as they come. For the first time in my life, I really wanted to get up and leave, and I wondered why no one else was doing the same.

I thought it was going to be the good type of bad that was Catwoman, but it was really a bad kind of bad. The type that makes you wonder, on this the night the Academy hands out its awards, if Hollywood is smoking some dooby.

Ultraviolet, ultra shit.

1 of 5 stars

Spam Blog and fake papers

The few posts at this spam blog are a bunch of incoherent words strung together. I think those spam kings are stupid geniuses. They can create things out of thin air. Read the following excerpt and be amazed. Those are english words, but they don’t make sense together. It’s like posting the dictionary.

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Anyway, try this CS Paper Generator for even more hilarity. It creates a computer science paper that is ready to be submitted to a conference. The papers it generates are readily readable but really make no sense at all. Read them and weep.

CS 774 Group Project

For my Human-Computer Interaction class, we were divided into groups to work on creating an user interface. Here are the specifications for the choices of the programs that we could do.

I submitted number two. This was one of my Mac programming ideas. I want to implement it on the Mac, but there are a lot of these types of programs out there already. A lot better than what I had thought of. I may just try to get some Mac programming under my belt. It was chosen as one of the projects that people wanted to do. Hopefully, they come up with an interesting interface.

A recipe management program for cooks. It will allow the user to create a recipe entry with the ingredients and their measurments as well as the steps in cooking. The user can rate the recipe and add informational notes to each. The recipes will also be able to handle conversion to metric units and to scale the recipe for differing amounts of servings. The user can search for a recipe by meal type, ingredient, by number of servings, by occasion, by rating and by keyword. The recipe program can integrate with a calendaring system wherein the cook can plan a day, week or month’s meals. From the meal plan, the recipe management program can generate a shopping list.

The one I am working on number three, the textbook exchange program.

A software program that allows students to sell used textbooks to one another. It would work for both graduate and undergraduate courses. Students could enter information on books they want to sell into the computer along with a price as well as search the site for textbooks that they need. They could search by department, course name, number, or alphabetically for courses and books. They could compare prices as well as the seller’s description of the books, and if interested contact the student. If a sale is made, the book would be removed from the site.

I should’ve chosen the other group’s project (number 7). My group sucks. There are no Mac users on my team and therefore the team lacks ingenuity to approach the problem differently.

For example, we had to refine the requirements and come up with the user interface to the program. At first, one team mate was basically dismissing this as a simple program, because he looked at it from the searching aspect. Yes, that is simple. We’ve all seen google. We’re all familiar with the search user interface idiom. So let’s do something different. Let’s look at the student exchange aspect of the system.

In my book review of Leonardo’s Laptop, the author was wrote about the future of human-computer interactions and defined a new paradigm for it with the simple mantra of “collect, relate, create, donate.” We could apply this to our problem.

Let’s look at the problem from the seller’s standpoint rather than the buyer. How should the seller input his information? Standard input form? Boring. Let’s create an interface that allows the seller to define the books he has selling and allow him to watch as the orders come in. Perhaps, a look at ebay should guide us. How does ebay handle the selling of things? And how about adding an RSS feed of your own books? And how about the notifications style found in the Mac’s mail program?

We chose to do a data entry program. How boring. Perhaps a little search. Still boring. Like I said, I should’ve chosen the other program. Or at least done mine.

Movie Reviews

I’m gearing up for the upcoming summer movie season. Consider these reviews spring training. Have you noticed that the summer movie season has started earlier and earlier each year? Look at what’s coming up in March. It doesn’t officially start until Memorial Day (or is it Labor Day) in May, but there are some potential blockbusters opening soon.

Firewall

Harrison Ford stars in a high tech thriller. This was an amalgamation of El Fugitivo and Air Force One. It sucked. Ford seems to be content in playing the harrassed man who has to save his family or himself. I thought it was going to be a hacker film, which would’ve saved it in my eyes, but it ended up being a thriller of un-epic proportions. Don’t watch this unless you catch it on Skinemax. Don’t order Skinemax, but wait until this shows up on TBS. Don’t Tivo it. You can catch it on broadcast TV, but only in small doses.

1 of 5 stars

Nightwatch

Nightwatch is another movie about vampires. They should’ve had some Lycans show up. Or at least some kick ass babes. They did, but I think we’ll have to wait for the sequel to see Olga kick some ass. Then it might be awesome. Perhaps the sequel is on bittorrent already.

3 of 5 stars

Why I procrastinate

I so much want to be better writer. When faced with the blank sheet of paper or the empty new document, I seize up. My brain has millions of things it wants to write down, but my fingers only type things that are not exactly as the brain has thought. I started blogging to help me write. If you notice, not all of it is good. A lot of it is bad. I try to be a better writer, but can’t. So I don’t. That is my procrastination source.