Link of the Day [1.10.11]

broderic on January 11, 2011

Today’s link would probably blocked at work so don’t even bother clicking it while there. And that’s why I’m having it posted late at night after family hour. Keep your kids from clicking through.

Vote for Playboy’s playmate of the year. It doesn’t matter which one (they all look the same) just vote. Vote early and vote often. Just vote. Democracy needs you.

Then again, when was the last time you thought about Playboy. It’s getting to be a joke in this day and age. That old man, Hugh Hefner, getting engaged to woman a quarter his age. I’m jealous and sickened at the same time. I mean it has to be just about the money, because no matter how charming Hugh Hefner can be to find a soul mate with that age difference has to be helped along by the millions he’s got in his bank account.

Anyhow, you need to link to some softcore porn once in awhile. And you should vote for Miss February.

http://pmoy.playboy.com/meet-the-2010-playboy-playmates (NSFW)

Scenes From The Maul

broderic on December 23, 2010

“She’s back.”

“Hey, dude. You’re girl’s back!”

“I heard you the first time. Stop the yelling.”

So I turn around, slowly, as cool as can be. Be the other side of the pillow. Be the other side of the pillow. She is there.

Memories are made of this

broderic on November 13, 2009

I was watching a night of Grace Kelly on TCM. I can't get enough of her and of watching TCM. There's something I really like about the old-timey movies on that channel. Is it the uncomplicated innocence of the era? Is it the actors before there was an idea of celebrity? Is it the stories? Or am I just nostalgic about things?I am nostalgic and sentimental, but this post isn't about movies on TCM. It's about a dream this morning. *Groan* I know I've trod this path before. And I know I promised not to. But you know what? I like to make Google index my brain. So I'll write this dream down, let Google store it in its hive mind for eternity.This dream was probably driven by Grace Kelly She's from Philly. The girl I dreamt about is from Philly. The Phillies lost the World Series. I lost contact with this girl.So S., I meet her somewhere. I forget where. We did stuff around and end up at my Mom's. My Mom's house, circa 1995 around the time I met S.. Next, thing I know I'm waking up and dressing for something important. I'm wearing something a little more adult and I pull on a blazer. My brothers are dressing up as well. I'm thinking, "Where's S.?" Where did I leave her? She came home with me? Is she still asleep? Yes.She's still asleep in my brothers room. I'm getting changed as she wakes up. Now, S. was super pretty: brunette, hair to her shoulders, freckles — enough to see, but not enough to get in the way. She's just getting up. Naked, but wrapped in the bed sheet. Like this doesn't make me happy. She takes a shower. She's dressed.The dream moves forward in the disjointed way dreams do. We end up at some wedding shower! Hosted by my Tita! How does she know S.?! Of course, she knows S. She knows everyone! And the wedding shower is for her. I'm saddened by it all. There she is sitting front and center, looking pretty and amazing. She's seated next to a picture of her with curls! Curls? Is G. getting in on this dream?I'm thinking, "She's been in Baltimore all this time?" How come I didn't meet her againg? How come Tita didn't mention it? This is just awful to meet the girl in your dreams again on the day that she is celebrating being betrothed to another. Que lastima!Anger for missing this opportunity. Sadness for missing this opportunity. Resigned that this is my life. In a dream, I still don't catch any breaks.

Girls in glasses

broderic on October 23, 2004

I don’t know why guys don’t find girls in glasses attractive. I find them down right hot. Tina Fey, hot! Racheal Harris, hot! I think it comes from my first crush being a girl who wore glasses. I wonder if she still does or did she eventually get laser eye surgery. Girls in glasses are damn sexy. Please, if you are a girl with some seeing problems forcing you to wear corrctive lenses, stay that way and avoid the temptation for laser eye surgery. If you are a girl who has perfect vision, get some fake glasses. You’ll look damn sexy in them. And when you do give me a call.