Quote of the Day [12.14.08]
“Hey. You’re no Rockin’ Ricky Fan!”
Rockin’ Ricky (Don Steele), Gremlins
“Hey. You’re no Rockin’ Ricky Fan!”
Rockin’ Ricky (Don Steele), Gremlins
“I’m interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that’s compatible with my Token Ring Ethernet LAN configuration?”
Comic Shop Guy, The Simpsons “Das Bus”
Here’s a first — a link of the day that doesn’t take you anywhere. Of course, if you had a problem with any previous links of the day, then you may have thought that those took you no where, and you have already seen a BrowserMetrics link of the day that doesn’t take you anywhere, special. But I promise this link doesn’t take you anywhere of note, because it ends up at some domain name seller who is parking this domain name waiting for someone, maybe me, stupid enough to buy this domain. Get me Homer Simpson.
"Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come
back home."Bill Cosby
There are many smart phones coming onto the market that claim to be better than the iPhone. They all seem to fail.
Here’s one that could be the true iPhone killer.
Hard Gay going all out for a ramen shop
I am aware of all internet traditions…
Once again, the Onion is doing a great job of capturing how I feel,
except I think I'm eight years on the burn out. I remember election night eight years ago. I fell asleep with the
television on, and in the late hours of the night waking up and catching
the news of the confusion at who had won. It was surreal as I watched
the news anchors scrambling to catch up with concession speeches and no
concession speeches. Or watching them wonder where it all gone wrong.
My anger probably started there. My resignation as well. As the years
had progressed, either hasn't abated. But on Tuesday, that's all over.
It's been eight years, but finally we have some hope to believe in. The
future is bright.What next?http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_win_causes_obsessive?utm_sou
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Checking out the Onion’s campaign news headlines and your bound to laugh. Here’s a sampler of the headings of some of their articles:
Nation Finally Shitty Enough To Make Social Progress
Hillary Clinton Resumes Attacking Obama
Bush: ‘Can I Stop Being President Now?’
The best though is Black Man Given Nation’s Worst Job.
“Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.”
Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, “Treehouse of Horror VII”