Link of the Day [7.14.10]

Links of the Day usually take you to interesting sites that I hope you find interesting. Or they take you to sites that I hope provoke some thought. Today’s site does neither. I just think it’s the best named site EVAH! If you have a robot, it has to be topless. Beats those other droids.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/

Buy This Now! Part 23.24

This girl is hot. The car or whatever you call that thing. Not.

I suggest you buy things based on the hotness of the girls in the commercial.

I’m at my local Lexus dealer.

Quote of the Day [2.25.10]

If you miss this, you'd better be dead… or in jail.
And if you're in jail, break out!Announcer, The Simpsons, "Bart the Daredevil"

Fevered Snow Dreams

It was a weird dream early this morning perhaps caused by setting the furnace higher than normal to keep me warm.

We went to the beach for vacation, Virginia Beach. Through the miracle of technology and High Speed Rail, the beach was connected to the Paris metro. We decided to visit Paris to while away the day.

While in Paris, Banksie was hugely popular. He was doing a stencil of multi-colored brick. No idea why it was cool, but we decided we could do the same. We made our own stencils to hit up the Paris metro.

I put my stencil on the wall. It doesn’t look right. Then I figured there were no holes to shoot spray paint through. It wasn’t a stencil, but a regular rendition of multi-colored bricks. That ain’t gonna work at all.

As I pondered all this, the boots of gendarme show up. Uh-oh, busted!

He makes his way over and starts accusing me of graffiti. I calmly explain to him that I haven’t done anything. That you caught me with picture of colored bricks tacked to the metro wall. That you caught me with a bag of spray paint. That I hadn’t done any painting just yet, so how could I have done any graffiti.

I look over to see if the Seed has taken any notice of this and skeedaddled as he had successfully made a multi-colored brick wall stencil. Nope. No such luck.

That’s when the gendarme starts taking me away to run down the Seed. As he tries, the gendarme gets hit by a car, rolls onto the street, and lies there.

We get out of there fast. CapSwell is in line buying return trip tickets. We get in line. The lady takes our fare, but takes a break. We’re waiting in line now for days for her to come back all the while hoping that the gendarmes do take us away. Tired of waiting we get out of line and try to purchase tickets at the lunch counter in the metro station. We succeed, but by then the line to the trains is several days long and it will take us more time just to get to the queue to get to a train.

Sigh. Paris in the summer.

Link of the Day [1.22.10]

Sleep talkin’ man.

It could describe any number of friends and family, but this link goes to the world famous one.

I know I caught CapSwell sleep talking some times. Funny stuff.

Some say that I talk in my sleep. Until someone documents it, I will deny it. Sometimes, I want to document my sleep talkin’ too, but I’m scared to find EVP on the recording. Who knows who else is in my room as I sleep?

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/