KLIKRUNK GLINK CHAKUNK!

Let’s keep it light hearted for a little bit.

Fashklork! Foomp! Glank! Kapooshishish!

These are all sound effects by the hilarious Don Martin of Mad Magazine fame.

I just think they’re some great words, and they sound completely awesome as non-sequiturs in your twitter timeline or facebook page. Throw some on their and watch people stare quizzically at their screen until their inner geek kicks in and recognizes Don Martin. Have fun and stay safe with these.

Now, where did I put my Sergio Aragones mini sketches?

“Mr. Lindsey, is this your skull?”

A reminder of how humorless our national discourse has been. Stephen Colbert just skewers things and causes all sorts of funny reactions. I’m posting the White House Press Corps dinner because I remember how funny it was and true. Damn, that guy really makes the Republicans squirm.

Link of the Day [7.14.10]

Links of the Day usually take you to interesting sites that I hope you find interesting. Or they take you to sites that I hope provoke some thought. Today’s site does neither. I just think it’s the best named site EVAH! If you have a robot, it has to be topless. Beats those other droids.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/

Buy This Now! Part 23.24

This girl is hot. The car or whatever you call that thing. Not.

I suggest you buy things based on the hotness of the girls in the commercial.

I’m at my local Lexus dealer.

Quote of the Day [2.25.10]

If you miss this, you'd better be dead… or in jail.
And if you're in jail, break out!Announcer, The Simpsons, "Bart the Daredevil"