Quote of the Day [3.26.09]

“I can’t let you in cause you’re old as fuck. For this club, you know, not for the earth.”

Doorman (Craig Robinson), “Knocked Up”

Quote of the Day [2.28.09]

“Dave, pretend is for little girls and mental patients. Sucks on pretend!”

Jimmy James (Stephen Root), NewsRadio, “The Trainer”