Quote of the Day [2.16.09]
"Stand up for yourself, Poindexter."Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, "Summer of 4 ft 2"
Link of the Day [2.16.09]
Men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Mars needs guitars. Mars attacks! Yarggh! Martians in my marshmallows.
Quote of the Day [2.15.09]
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”
Ralph Wiggum
Quote of the Day [2.14.09]
“I never thought it was humanly possible,but this both sucks and blows.”
Bart Simpson, The Simpsons “Screaming Yellow Honkers”
Link of the Day [2.11.09]
It’s sometimes better to make your own.
Deep Thought: Athletic Division 32
Michael Phelps must be praising kami-sama for the start of baseball season and Alex Rodriguez. Ooops.
Death for coffee
We all love coffee. We love it to death. So to celebrate, here’s a classic Lisa/Dave exchange from NewsRadio and the classic Titanic episode.
Dave: I realized that there were some things in life that you can’t find in the afterlife.
Lisa Miller: Like love?
Dave: No, coffee. Speaking of which, do you have any?
Lisa Miller: Love?
Dave: No, coffee.
Lisa Miller: No, I don’t. Sorry.
Dave: Well, then what’s the point?
Maybe you should just see the episode…
@CapitolSwell: What’s this stuff coating the roads?
Freaking hilarious! Yo, Washingtonians! Man up!Why, we in the Chicago hinterlands eat this ish for breafast! It ain'twinter unless there's 12" on the ground!This? This is spring!In other news, I put a scratch on Itsuki-chan today trying to free her windshield nozzle. I just want to crawl back into bed to make this stuff go away.
Quote of the Day [1.26.09]
“A stranger’s just a friend you haven’t met.”
Chorus to closing number from Streetcar! The Musical!
Quote of the Day [1.25.09]
“You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell! “
George Taylor (Charleton Heston), The Planet of the Apes