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10 Cloverfield Lane was several movies in one.

It started out like a horror film — the tortured, imprisoned girl. Is her captor a savior or someone else quite menacing?

Then it turned into a slice of life in the bomb shelter. What to do when the world has collapsed?

Then it returned to horror. Dear god, this guy really is crazy and he did imprison and kill some other girls. I’d rather go out into the mist.

Finally, it became a science fiction film where she had to defeat alien invaders. ALIEN INVADERS! Like a crazy War of the Worlds.

It was alright. A good experiment, but one you quite soon forget. I started this two weeks ago and had to finish it up because I need to talk about Batman and Superman.

3 of 5 stars.

Tina Fey in Whiskey Tango Foxtrot reminded me of the soul searching woman of Wild. Fey’s character looking for fresh start, wanting to throw the old self out, heads to Afghanistan as a foreign correspondent. She is looking for a new her, because what she was already was not cutting it. She has to find it out in dangerous country. That is exactly like Reese Witherspoon in Wild.

Afghanistan. The war there is unmemorable. We have forgotten. And it looks as if those covering wanted to forget why they were there: parties, drugs, sex, and rock’n’roll ruled their lives in the land of danger. Into this world, the journalists need to make a news story. They have to make war their business. They want to show the world the war, but no one cares. No one cares.

It’s another one of those movies that come and go then get show on FXX. Not interesting at all, but not terrible. Tina Fey looking to broaden her horizon.

3 of 5 stars.

The horror in The Witch permeates every scene. It’s not like a slasher flick wherein the antagonist shows up off and on to butcher everyone. This one plays psychologically. It’s inside your head until it isn’t. It never lets you know safety. It’s always dangerous.

The antagonists, the witch, is real. She nibbles around the family farm before striking, then you know true fright.

The Witch is about a family of New England settlers who exile themselves from the safety of the village. They find themselves on the outskirts of the wilderness plagued by evil of the New Country. This takes place several decades before Salem and let’s you know that the madness was real. And you will all know how real it was.

I watched this during the day, but later that night, I woke up to a bright full moon flooding my room with pale moonlight. Then I thought about the witch and wish I hadn’t.

3 of 5 stars.

I thought Zoolander 2 would be an enjoyable fun time at the theatre watching a dumb movie. Instead it was the suck. So was the movie.

Zoolander 2 finds Ben Stiller reprising his role from a decade ago. Unfortunately, it wasn’t as funny the second time around.

Do not watch until they show it on Comedy Central…

1 of 5 stars.

The Coen brothers have made 17 movies. Hail, Caesar! is another one.

It deals with a man buffeted by fate as he navigates a tricky world to do what is right and correct the wrongs of injustice which had been done against him or his family.

No this isn’t Raising Arizona. No this isn’t No Country For Old Men. No this isn’t A Serious Man. No this isn’t Barton Fink.

This isn’t one of those which are much better films than this one. Although I would argue that it does kind of remind me of A Serious Man. Not the best, not the worst. It fits right into the Coen oeuvre.

3 of 5 stars.

Spotlight is one of the nominees for best picture of the year. I am not sure why though. It is at best a good example of investigative journalism like The Insider, but it lacks any dramatic elements to make it seem important. Yes, given the subject matter it is an important story to tell, but it doesn’t carry the weight of a best picture nominee. It looks as if the Academy was needing to put substantive films into that category and just grabbed for whatever is out there.

Spotlight is the story of the investigative news team of the Boston Globe that published the infamous Catholic Church sexual predator priest coverup. This is important in the sense that they made the Church acknowledge its problems; but they couldn’t make the Church pay for its actions. The Church is still run by dudes who would wish away evil than confront it, and is still supported by millions of followers that want to believe that the goodness the Church does outweighs the fact that it still harbors and abets sexual predators.

The major problem with the movie I had is that their is no drama. There may be characters that search deep in their soul for a way to rectify the good Church and the bad priests, but that all seemed to be rote — needed to establish that good Christians struggle with faith, too. There definitely wasn’t any drama in terms of where the story was heading as this is all old news. There could’ve been drama in the way the reporters, all relapsed Catholics, approached their loss in faith, but they didn’t really touch too much on that.

The actors were fine. I’m glad to see Racheal McAdams in movies again. Ruffalo was excellent, but his character was the least interesting — a relapsed Catholic abhors the Church because of its penchant for hiding its sins?

The best that this can be is a nice TCM diversion during its annual 31 days of Oscars. That’s where I would catch it.

3 of 5 stars.