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Heaven Is For Real. For real? For real, real!

Some kid in the heartland of America saw it. It’s with angels and everyone you ever loved is there. It’s straight out of the Bible.

Amazingly, the kid’s father, a preacher, couldn’t fathom it. He didn’t want to believe his son. He thought he was crazy. He had to reach deep into his faith to finally accept it.

Heaven is for real. For real, real!

I’m not in the target audience of religious movies, so I found it fascinating that the preacher had a crisis of faith. He couldn’t believe something so unexplainable. He only accepted it eventually when he thought about it deeply. But did he really? He just concluded that he was going to believe what his son believes.

Science can explain somethings. It can’t explain everything. Yet.

Faith doesn’t explain anything. It just add hope to life. And sometimes that’s just enough to get by.

As I said, I’m not who this movie was for. It was for more religious people. They’ll find this a more satisfying movie.

3 of 5 stars.

I was expecting Project X when I caught an afternoon matinee of Neighbors. I wanted party-party-party. I wanted mayhem. I wanted a joke, escalating into pranks, finishing with someone getting hurt. All I got though was a call to grow up.

Seth Rogan and Rose Byrne are a couple with a new born child. They don’t think they’re old. They’re not, by the way, but they’re older than Zac Efron and Dave Franco, the frat boys who move in next door. Rogan and Byrne don’t want to appear old to their neighbors, so they mosey over and try to be cool old folks to the young dudes. They bring a peace offering of a joint and then they spend the rest of the night partying Project X style. Mayhem! That’s what I am talking about. Except that would be the best of it.

Eventually, the neighbors call the cops on the frat boys which sour their relationship. It becomes one of escalating pranks against the old couple. The pranks! You saw the airbag joke in the trailer — that’s about it. The neighbors retaliate to get the frat kicked off campus.

The movie had the thread that everyone has to accept growing up. The neighbors needed to act their age and not join in the partying. The frat boys needed to become adults. Even Dave Franco knew.

There were weird threads in this movie that seemed to come from older drafts. The neighbors separated friends were half-in and half-out of the movie. They showed up to flesh out some funky plot points — like the broken leg (LOL!), but they didn’t make any sense to the battle of the neighbors. Also, they didn’t use McLovin very well. He was just background character. Finally, the bro-mance between Efron and Franco that was some weird stuff their especially the hint late in the movie about more than just bros. Weird and out of left field.

Neighbors was a serviceable movie, but not the epic comedy I wanted. I laughed at points and I wanted to smoke a joint afterwards, but I just wanted an epic party. Sadly denied.

3 of 5 stars.

There is no zettai ryouiki in The Amazing Spider-Man 2. There is knee high socks and knee high boots, but sadly, no zettai ryouiki. Still, the movie is okay. Nothing special, another comic book movie, except it kept reminding me of the superior, Spider-Man 2. If it had more zettai ryouiki, perhaps it would’ve been the greatest Spider-Man movie of all!

The second installment finds Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy graduating from high school. Peter is busy punching out the Rhino. Gwen is the valedictorian. She parlays her internship at Oscorp into move to Oxford. Peter parlays his photography into being the one guy who can get Spider-Man. Taking pictures should not equate to having a serious relationship with the guy, and yet it is a convenient trope for writers to get the both together.

The big bad is Jamie Foxx as Electro — a geek who fell into a vat of electric eels, died, and became an electricity conductor. He’s similar to Cane Marko, the Sandman from Spider-Man 3. Jaime Foxx acted all weird as a geek, but then acted all funny as Electro. He reminded me of the creatures in I Am Legend.

The big bad for the next movie will be the Green Goblin’s son, the Hobgoblin. He’s played by a Leonardo DiCaprio look-alike. He also scares me like DiCaprio does.

The writers went down a path I didn’t think they would ever do. The did this. I never expected them to do it. It was a plot line I wanted since the first Spider-Man trilogy. I got it. I had never been so sad. It was devastating. No more zettai ryouiki in the third installment.

Andrew Garfield is a different geek than Tobey Maguire’s Peter Parker. I can get behind Maguire’s riffing and geekdom. Garfield doesn’t make me like his geekdom. His Peter is just an ass. I can’t believe he squeals like that.

I wish it was a better movie that the Gwen Stacy plot line deserved.

3 of 5 stars.

When you see me blog about a movie like The Other Woman know this, it’s not my choice to go see a movie like this. I like watching movies and I’ll watch almost anything. I’ll catch dumb comedies. I’ll gladly watch superhero, action flicks. I’ll go see ghost stories. And with The Other Woman, I’ll watch chick flicks.

Yes, it’s a chick flick. In the theatre, the majority of the audience was female. They were grouped mainly in groups of 3 or more in what can be described as girls’ night out. Yet, it was the late afternoon film. We’re all trying to save some cash.

Anyway, the film is standard ladies revenge flick on the cheating husband mixed with girl bonding. Leslie Mann plays the wife whose husband has cheated on her. Cameron Diaz is a high powered lawyer who was the mistress. Then swimsuit model, Kate Upton, is the second girl who mistress. They all get revenge on the husband because he’s a terrible, terrible person. The husband is some generic guy. Supposedly, he’s in Game of Thrones. I haven’t seen an episode.

The surprising part is that it was a Leslie Mann film. She stole the show. Cameron Diaz played second fiddle. I kept thinking about her as the monster from The Counselor. Kate Upton, meh.

I don’t hate the movie, but it wasn’t for me.

2 of 5 stars.

What’s amazing about the Marvel Cinematic Universe is that the less you know about the superhero, the better the movies turn out to be. Because you don’t know the story lines, your expectations are much lower. You’re also not so worried about the plot lines of the movie diverging horribly from the comics that you can enjoy and be surprised by the movie. The Avengers kind of works that way, but so does Captain America: The Winter Soldier.

This Captain America movie takes place in the present as opposed to the first one taken place during World War II. It finds Captain America in an America he doesn’t understand. He can’t compromise his principles even for his country, and he can’t understand how his country had compromised its principles.

The Captain finds himself embroiled in S.H.I.E.L.D. intrigue. Can he trust S.H.I.E.L.D. to protect the country without compromising the American principles? It reminds me of Agent Mulder and the mantra Mr. X told him, “Trust no one.” Alternatively, “The Truth is out there.” And it is spelled HYDRA!

This is a better movie than the first Captain America. It didn’t get slow towards the end. It actually picked up with all those revelations. And it made Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. a much better television show this past week.

Because I was never a big Captain America reader, I liked this movie.

4 of 5 stars.

Sabotage is a dark, violent movie about the war on drugs and the people who fight it. It’s also an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. It’s not a film with his signature one-liners. Plus, with how dark the film is, you wouldn’t laugh at any one-liner.

Sabotage is about an elite DEA squad led by Arnold. During a drug raid, they steal $10 million from a Mexican cartel. When they go to recover the money, they find its been stolen from them. The squad members then start getting killed, and they are forced to worry about if its revenge from the cartel or one them being greedy.

The lineup for the DEA squad was like a manly-man actor squad. They were all tough. Even the girl — the crazy one. And when she’s the crazy one, then you know this movie will be off kilter. There’s violence similar to that found in The Counselor very cringe inducing and hard to take in. Torture, head shots, stabbing are just a few of the fun stuff waiting.

I figured that Arnold would return to his action form. Unfortunately, he went dark Arnie as in End of Days/Sixth Day. I wanted an Arnie flick. I got nothing but torture and head shots.

3 of 5 stars.

The Monuments Men tries too hard to be an important type film. It was once scheduled for a Christmas season release, a time for Oscar prestige openings. But then it was moved back a few weeks into the current year, and we find it still playing to an audience of elderly on a Saturday afternoon.

The movie tells the tales of the Army men who were tasked to save the treasures of Europe from the Nazis. Ordinary men of arts were gathered together and sent to the front to stop the pillaging of the great arts of Europe. Art restorers, architects, painters, and sculptors were recruited. They made up a small team that poked around the front lines in the latter part of the war finding and guarding important art.

It was a perfectly adequate film for a Saturday afternoon.

3 of 5 stars