Looper

Looper, with or without the Quint voice, is a perfectly serviceable time travel movie. There’s holes in the loop if you think about it, but like every other time travel movie, there is always that problem. If you had to send one actor back to the past, Bruce Willis is your man. If you had to have one actor be a young Bruce Willis, it would’ve been better with a CGI young Bruce Willis rather than the prosthetic laden Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

3 of 5 stars

“What kind of cruel charity charges orphans $500 to eat dinner?”

The Words

The Words reminded me of Atonement. It’s a story told by a writer writing at a keyboard. Yet, it’s about three writers. The first one we see is the main character, followed by the actual author of the main character’s novel, followed by the author of the book from which the main character is from. It’s 3 stories, but it could be one.

The Words is about a writer who finds a manuscript and gets it published under his own name. Then the writer of the manuscript shows up. It is all told through the point of view of the author writing the story of the writer and the actual writer.

It is like Inception, a story within a story within a story. Who’s story it is is left up to you the audience.

I thought it was the main writer who was writing about himself. But then the movie ended and I had to write this lame review up. Anyhow, it’s not so good of a movie as it tries to make it’s appeal through the interplay of stories, but falls short. Especially, in the end.

2 of 5 stars.

The Expendables 2

I never saw the first one, because I believe that with a movie like The Expendables 2 you don’t need the first to know what’ll happen with the second. Of course, with big bangs and explosions, that’s all you really need to know about The Expendables 2.

The plot was also expendable. It had something to do with stolen Russian radioactive material. These terrorists need to be stopped. They will be stopped by Stallone and company. Van Damme was the baddy. There was a cameo by Chuck Norris. Schwarzenegger and Willis reprise their roles from the first one (at least that’s what I got from watching the first movie’s trailer on YouTube).

I turned off my mind and watched the pretty explosions. Although, there was a lot of CGI blood spurts and bad CGI head asplosions. It was all so funny. So very, very funny.

2 of 5 stars.

The Bourne Legacy

You never knew that there were so many secret super soldier programs in the US military industrial complex until you see The Bourne Legacy. Every branch of the service has their own not to mention the 3 letter agencies. Jason Bourne was just a tip of the iceberg; there’s plenty more where he came from. Just go down the block. You’ll find another.

The Bourne Legacy is all about Jason Bourne, and what he means to all the super soldier programs that have not been revealed. It takes place alongside the final two films of the previous trilogy as the secret of Treadstone/Black Briar is revealed. It means that Jeremy Renner’s super soldier program is compromised, and it’s showrunners, Ed Norton and Stacy Keach, have to shut it down before it, too, is brought before a Senate committee. They’ll shut it down by killing everything associated with it, as if you didn’t know. Never work on a secret super soldier program or be a secret super soldier, because they’ll terminate your contract with extreme prejudice.

Renner, in my opinion, is the perfect next Bourne. Every time I see him, I expect something drastic to happen, something bad. He’s always on edge. You know something bad was coming. Something like a heat seeking missile! Boom! There goes the super soldiers!

And they also had to eliminate the other workers, too. What a job. So Rachel Weisz had to run like Lola; and her story arc was similar. Is there a chance that she’ll make it through the next Bourne movie alive? Repeat. At least we know that they’ll have a decent life in the PI.

3 of 5 stars.

The Dark Knight Rises

You know how much I hated the previous installment of Christopher Nolan’s Batman series, so it should come as a surprise that I found The Dark Knight Rises more palatable. Maybe I’m getting use to Nolan?

The main difference between the two Dark Knight films is that this one is actually as comic booky as could be. There’s a guy with a mask that talks funny, and it ain’t Darth Vader. There’s all kinds of comic book action: Batman gets his back broken! Then there’s all kinds of comic book plots like the back stabbing (literally!) twist in the end. Of course, I never read any Batman books so it all came as a surprise to me.

In the end though, it was decent but The Avengers kicks its ass.

3 of 5 stars.

Torrented: K-ON!

It’s been a long time since K-ON!! but finally K-ON! (the movie) has seen our shores. So in its legal form, K-ON! (the movie) will take another year to reach here. Come on Sentai and hurry up with the official US releases.

To catch up with the girls from Hokago Tea Time, it’s Mugi, Mio, Yui, Ritsu, and Azu-nyan doing their whole lot of nothing on a trip to London. But we also get to see them craft their song for Azusa, which is the best part.

The movie operates as a bridge from just after the Blu-Ray only episode 27 and takes us right to the end of their last day at school, episode 24. The girls decide to go on an after graduation trip, and use their pet turtle, Ton-chan, to decide where to go. It’s London just in time for the Olympics! They get into cute situations involving revolving sushi and Otokon in London. Yui spends lots of time thinking about the song. Azusa fears Yui is yuri. Mio watches circles. Mugi does as Mugi does. Ojo-sama. Ritsu? Not so much buchou as buchou!

Loved it. I miss their antics and thank kami-sama, we got a last few episodes. Yes, it was just like the show. Not too much and the small thread that kept it together made it bittersweet. There was some more music, and Death Devil was there. Sawa-chan-sensei rocks! Where’s my normal Sawako-sensei nendoroid in full Death Devil garb? The played some music: in London, twice, for their classmates in class, and for Azusa.

I guess I am going to have to save this to iPhone as well.

Fuwa fuwa time!

4 of 5 stars.

The animation was great too.

We Want To Be Entertained

CMP 403
Oct. 4, 1992

While watching an Arnold Swarzeneggar movie at the theater, does the phrase “that’s art” come to your mind? For an Arnold film, it usually doesn’t, but for other films such a Bergman, Hitchcock or Allen, it’s questionable. Whenever some personal creation is viewed in public, be it painting, sculpture, writing, and even movies, the eternal question of what is art always arises. That is the dichotomy of movies and film; should it be considered as art or as entertainment?

Movies are easy to imagine as being art, but that does not mean they are. They are more easily viewed as entertainment, because so many people enjoy them so often. Art is not enjoyed by many people. Can you consider an Arnold film such as Terminator 2 as art? It grossed an ridiculously large amount of money at the box-office and was seen by many, but does it have art’s social value? How about an action-adventure movie such as a Van Damme picture, Cyborg? Obviously, they couldn’t be art. With an exception such as Citizen Kane, movies can be taken as art. When compared to other art forms, movies are above all entertainment. A Citizen Kane towers above a Cyborg in artistic value, because of its beauty. In entertainment value though, both provide pleasure to its viewer each in its own way. Citizen Kane is a classic example of good storytelling, and Cyborg is just an amusing film.

People think art is for the highbrow crowd. It is for the intellectual and not for the average person to understand. Art is out of touch with the common person’s feelings. Comprehension comes before appreciation. When you watch an average movie, it moves you, because it’s easy to understand. It is staightforward a simple story, and there is nothing misleading about stories. Art, on the other hand, is an abstraction of ideas. Its concepts are beyond some people’s capacity to comprehend. Movies appeal to all ages; everyone from children to adults can like a movie. Young people can not appreciate art that much, because the meaning behind art is elusive and too complex for inexperienced minds. Art’s appeal is limited. If that is true, then movies which appeal to a broad spectrum of people are different than art.

From very early in film history, movies were a form of entertainment. The silent pictures of Lumiere and Melies were above all an amusing event. At first, films were a novelty, but they quickly became a form of diversion. To go to the a movie theater in the Forties and Fifties was like a night on the town. It provided people with a chance to leave the seclusion of their homes to socialize with others. The most common thing said about movies was that they were an escape from reality. As for art forms such as painting and sculpture, they were not as accessible to the masses. They were even harder to comprehend much less enjoy. Movies though were thoroughly enjoyable. You did not need to be an intellectual to know what amused you. Movies were, and still are, for pleasure for the audience.

A filmmaker would like to consider his or her creation a work of art, but the audience, as well as the producers, consider the film as entertainment. People spend a lot of money to be entertained. What they are not particularly looking for in their entertainment is some form of social value in it. The dollar plays an important role in movie making. Someone pays for movies: to make them and to see them. Films are big business and the bottom line in business is money. True artists work for their self satisfaction. At every moment, they strive for the sake of art and never sacrifice their integrity for money. Moviemakers balance the art and entertainment aspect of their work, but usually business wins over the artistic vision. Filmmakers are paid to make movies which shapes their decisions.

Wherever money is at stake, personal visions are put on hold. This adage is true especially with movies. Take for example Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner. Originally budgeted at $26 million dollars– plenty of money in its days, it ran over budget. When shown to preview audiences, the reaction was unfavorable. Ridley Scott wanted to make the film in his vision. He took the media of film to new heights especially in the art direction and production. Yet, the audience found the movie too confusing; it left them cold. The distributor realized that it would loose money on an unentertaining film, and they wanted a better, revised version. Ridley Scott did not want to compromise his film, but it wasn’t in his hands any more. It fell to the people with the money, and true art is not influenced by money only by artistic vision.

Movies are first and foremost entertainment. The plot takes precedence over the moving pictures. No matter how beautiful a film is photographed or staged, it’s considered a success when it charms its audience. Above all, the goal of moviemakers is to tell a story, and they succeed when the story comes through in an enjoyable manner. In essence, movies are modern day versions of oral tales, and the moviemaker is the modern storyteller. In the past, tales were told to amuse the listener.

Movies continue that tradition except instead of words they use pictures.

The Amazing Spiderman

If there was one movie I didn’t think about wanting to watch this summer, it had to be The Amazing Spiderman. Why would I want to watch another Spiderman movie after the lameness that was the third? I was hoping for something beyond the standard origin story, but it was a true reboot and started right from the spider’s bite. Why? Didn’t we tread these plots already? What more can we get from another Spidey movie?

Emma Stone. Zettai Ryouiki. ‘Nuff said.

We first glimpse Emma Stone as the brainy Gwen Stacy in over the knee socks. We catch her again in over the knee socks later on in the film. She only gets up to grade B zettai ryouiki only, but zettai ryouiki anyway. I think I would watch it again just for that.

Beyond the titillation in seeing absolute territory, the movie was surprisingly decent. Overlook the fact that we have another origin story, we get the next Spidey villain, the Lizard. He’s just a regular scientist looking to merge animal DNA with human DNA for some purpose to help humanity, and to give himself an arm. Peter Parker helps him play God. The scientist merges with lizard DNA to make a reptile monster who is hellbent on making everyone a reptile too. Spidey has to stop him along with cutie Gwen Stacy. He does and did. You already know that. But does Gwen Stacy get the boy? Or at least live? You’ll have to watch it. (For the zettai ryouiki!)

3 of 5 stars.