Adventures from my Netflix queue: Shaolin Soccer

On the eve of the World Cup, I watch my latest movie from Netflix, Shaolin Soccer. How fortuitous that it arrives at just this moment. I don’t think I had tried, but it happened.

I was laughing throughout this flick. Funny. And it was about soccer. A great sport to do a film on. The best bits were the friendly with the thugs, the ET reference, the high flying girls as guys soccer duo, and the Bruce Lee goalie. That guy even wore the suit from the Game of Death! Hilarious.

4 of 5 stars.

Go Team USA!

Adventure from my Netflix queue: Lagaan

If you happen to peek at my Netflix queue, you’ll see a majority of foreign films. And when you think foreign films, you think of French cinema, chinese action flicks, and somber swedish films. But not too often do you think of Indian films. I can’t imagine why considering that Bollywood is the largest producer of movies in the world.

So, it is rather strange that I have yet to watch any movie from that country until now. I just finished watching Lagaan and was thoroughly pleased with the movie. It was a eye opener. And it was very enjoyable.

When I had opened the Netflix package and saw that it was a 4 hour epic. I was disheartened. When the film opened with what appears to be a love story plot, I was dreading the next three hours. I was wrong. And I am glad that I spent the previous two days to sit and watch the whole thing.

The story is convoluted. There was the love story. There was the plight of the downtrodden people plot. There was the forbidden love angle. There was the uprising of the people. There was the musical numbers. And there was cricket. Yes, cricket!

It was a mashup of many movies, yet it comes together to tell an amusing tale. There was the “Bad News Bears” theme where the ragtag team must come together and win. “Seven Samurai” echoed throughout the choosing of the team. I can’t believe that the sports theme can be found in many countries. Brilliant.

Also, it is true about Bollywood with the singing. The movie doesn’t get to a song until 25 minutes elapsed. I didn’t think the musical numbers would appear and then, the whole village began to sing. It was funny and wonderful at the same time.

4 of 5 stars

Adventures from my Netflix queue: Show Me Love

Show Me Love or in its original swedish title, Fucking Åmål, is something else. Actually, it’s really a swedish, teenage angst, lesbian flick. Some categorize it as a romance picture, but it is a brutally, honest portrayal of coming to grips with love. Even if it is with the same gender. The emotions are all real. The actresses are natural. The story is sweet and tender. Although, they didn’t have to literally come out of the closet at the end. Symbolism failed the director, and it just seemed corny. I wonder what happens with them afterwards?

As far as swedish, teenage angst, lesbian flicks go, Show Me Love is all heart.

Lukas Moodysson also directed Lilya 4-Ever another brutal emotional story. These two films have kept me up at night.

4 of 5 stars.

PS: Someday soon I will get to writing my V for Vendetta review but for now consider it another 4 of 5 stars movie.

Adventures from my Netflix queue: 13 Going On 30

Just wrapped up watching 13 Going on 30. In my $0.02 summary, I said it was an “unbelievable story, but it sucks you in.”

First, it was hard to believe. For one thing, I don’t think a 13 year old in 1987 would’ve been dancing to Micheal Jackson’s Thriller. Didn’t that come out in 1982? She was a couple of years behind the curve. Perhaps the original writer placed it then, but then the movie wasn’t produced until later and the Thriller scenes were key so they kept it in. See. It is hard to believe that teen girls would still be interested in Micheal in 1987. It would’ve been better if they did Bad.

Second, it was hard to believe that the magazine would’ve wanted to do her idea. Especially, something so drastic. Plus, what demographic was Poise targetting? It looked like 16 magazine, yet that other girl’s other idea seemed to be targeted at young adults. Hunh?

Lastly, I get sucked into these remorseful, wistful stories. I always like looking back. I felt it right here. That thread keeps this movie from sinking to 2 stars. And Jennifer Garner was totally cute in it.

3 of 5 stars.

Adventures from the Netflix Queue

Do you believe in Serendipity? As I sit here trying to write up a review of the latest flick from my Netflix queue, I don’t know. Before sitting down, I thought that the movie stunk. If it is supposed to be a romantic comedy, there was nothing funny about it. There was really nothing romantic about it. John Cusack waits until the night of his wedding to realize that he doesn’t love his fiancee, attempts find the long lost love of his life, and dumps his fiance on the altar? Excuse me, but isn’t that the opposite of romance, but really terrible and heart breaking?

I couldn’t believe it, romance, what a lark!

But then the serendipitous moment occurred. Wasn’t yesterday Valentine’s day? I missed it again. Alone naturally. And guess who starred in the flick. Kate Beckinsale! A hottie! And guess what, there’s a nice, little, untitled post up on Capitol Swell celebrating the hotness of her. And our buddy at the seed, was inspired to do a hottie countdown/roundup from that post.

So you see how fortuitous things are. I watch a supposed romantic comedy the day after Valentine’s day alone, which starred the hottie who inspired my buddy to begin his hottie countdown!

How weird is that?

By the way, I marked the movie as 2 of 5 stars.

Cheney got a gun

This is supposed to be a Netflix queue DVD review. Then, why’s it got a title referencing the VP’s accidental shooting? Well, the DVD that I saw over the weekend was Insomnia. Not the US remake, but the original Swedish (or Norwegian) film.

If you hadn’t seen it, the flick centers around an accidental shooting and cover up. Just like the VP, but someone dies. In the DVD.

I was roughly confused for the first part. I couldn’t tell Swedish from Norwegian. And that was a key part of the film. Yet, in the end I liked it.

Marked it as 3 of 5 stars. How convenient that the Netflix rating system matches my own.

The future is now

The latest flick from my Netflix queue is The Triumph of the Nerds: The Rise of Accidental Empires. This was a documentary on the rise of the personl computer industry done around 1996, the Jurassic period in computer epochs.

The narrator was Robert X. Cringely who used to write a weekly column about the movers and shakers of Silicon Valley. He writes an online column for PBS.org and has very insightful things to say about the industry. I read his writings every week. This week he explains why Jobs is good for Disney. Read it. Then go buy stock in Apple. Jobs is just that good.

Anyway, back to the DVD. The story ends in 1996. Windows 95 was just released and the internet had yet to become the ubiquitous thing it is today. At the end, Cringely goes over the fortunes of the main players: Gates, Microsoft, Jobs, and Apple.

In 1996, Apple’s fortunes were down and it looked as if the end was near. Steve Jobs was 10 years in exile from Apple after being unceremoniously dumped in 1986. He was just the CEO of a little animation company Pixar. Oh and also of a small startup NeXT computing.

In 1996, Bill Gates was the richest man in America. Microsoft was the dominant computer company. It was good to be a Microserf.

In 1996, Larry Ellison, CEO of Oracle, preached the joy of the internet and the future of computing as a thin client connected to the Web. The PC was not in the picture.

What happened in the PC industry in those 10 years until now?

Microsoft still got bigger. Is still the 100lb gorilla of the personal computer industry. Apple did not fail. It has become a major player in the new computing world order. Bill Gates is a successful philanthropist and is the richest man in the world. Larry Ellison is a nobody. Steve Jobs is now the head of Disney.

Cringely closes the show with an acknowledgement that the industry will always be changing. He said that it would take 30 years for society to find uses for technology that has been introduced. In 1996, the personal computing industry had been around for about 20 years. He said he would like to revisit the Silicon Valley players in 10 years. It is now 2006. I wonder what he will find?

Vertigo

The second DVD that I had enqueued in my Netflix queue was Vertigo. I had previously seen it in fragments. The beginning here. The middle part I can’t recall when or when. The ending, the classic ending, there. My concept of it as a whole was somewhat disjointed. While many people see it as Hitchcock’s masterpiece, by only seeing it piecemeal, I was unable to make that call.

Tonight that was rectified.

It is his best. I have to rave about it. Previously, I had Rear Window as my favorite. Grace Kelly being the most prominent of reasons why it was my favorite.

Where Vertigo lacks the hottie blonde (I’m sorry Kim Novak). It more than makes up for it by the absolute performance of Jimmy Stewart as a man obsessed. When he to her to get some clothes, I knew that this character was unhinged. The man can want a woman with such obsessiveness that it was ridiculous. Then he changed her hair. And at that point it had me.

Damn. Grace Kelly is coming in second place.

And next on my Netflix queue is North by Northwest. Please, Eva Marie Saint, don’t knock out Grace Kelly.

Netflix

Just joined Netflix. The last two weeks I had bought about ten DVDs. There’s no way I can buy all the movies that I want to watch, so Netflix it is.