"Maestro, if you please. Rumpshaker, or some reasonable facsimile."


Rays @ Orioles, Sept 16, 2009
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Sometimes it’s hard to be a Baltimore Orioles fan. The decade of losing. The old worn out pro free agents. The not ready for prime time rookies. The dead arms and dead bats. Jobu does not smile on this franchise.

Yet. You go the Yard. Drink beer. Sweet talk the ball girl. And watch the game and it becomes fun.

Nothing like a night at the Yard.

“This is Dave Epithicus-erectus, one of the very few in captivity. His diet consists of black coffee and sarcasm.”

Hey! I ran into this!http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/15/technology/internet/15adco.htmlI was trying to check the scores of the Orioles v Yankees game over the weekend to see the NY media's take on the almost demolition of the high and mighty Yanks by the lowly Os. But every time I hit the Sports page, the anti-virus adware would pop up and tell me I had a virus. Cool, but I'm running a Mac. Can't you at least make it look like I'm not runing an MS OS?I mean, come on. You can sniff my OS in the http request can't you? How hard is it to parse the user-agent string in this day and age?It's a pretty lame way to get attention. But don't switch to the Mac, keep the stupid people on MS OSes, please.

“Homeless, wino, history of evil… let’s just say he’s a fixer-upper.”

Link of the Day [9.15.09]Capitalism eats itself as well as its young, old and every one in between. It doesn't care about you. It doesn't care about your job or your house or your kids' schooling. It does what it does efficiently and ruthlessly. It's growth is unrelenting. It will make you happy for a while, but eventually it will make you sad. Don't say that there were no warning signs. Don't say that no one could've predicted. Someone can and did by just looking at how things work, extrapolating this to the future, and realizing it will destroy us.It is a cylce of destruction, and once we realize that we need to oversee this cycle to make it less destructive, we will realize that someone other than the Market should help.http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas/articles/2009/09/13/why_capitalism_fails?mode=PF

“My boss is pretty strict, so I can’t get any of you free food, except for Bill.”

Link of the Day [9.12.09]

You need to know how other countries can provide health coverage to all their citizens for cheaper than the US. Watch this Frontline to compare. It’s amazing that they can provide for their citizens. Perhaps, the difference is that their citizens aren’t as selfish or that their citizens aren’t as stupid as us. We’ll not do right by our less fortunate.

Just take a gander. It’ll help you understand that we really need to change.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/sickaroundtheworld/

“Morning, wage apes.”

Link of the Day [9.11.09]

Do you know that today is a palindrome day? Just look about nine-eleven-nine! Sweet!

But I just want bento.

I’m thinking about making these for lunch. The lady who runs the site says it helps her to lose weight. You just buy one of the smaller bento boxes for kids and it would help you on portion size. I have some of the plastic boxes from glad which I put lunch in, and their problem is that they’re more for storage rather than portions. So they’re larger than one plate of lunch. You end up putting in too much food, and you end up stuffed at work looking for a place to nap.

I’m thinking of adding bento boxes for my lunch. I’m gonna have to get a few bento boxes to alternate. Perhaps I’ll get them from tomorrow’s LOTD — if there is one.

http://justbento.com/

“Conviction later overturned when new evidence showed that the defendent was not drunk but merely the world’s number one Rangers fan…”

… returning HOME from the GREATEST overtime WIN in the HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE”

Link of the Day [9.09.09]

The upside down devil day? Jeez, loueez!

Anyhow. Apple looks to update something today. Everyone’s calling for new iPods. How about upgrading iPhone storage capacity? 64 GB? Would make the switch instantly. But today’s just iPod day so this ain’t going to happen.

http://www.apple.com/itunes/