Quote of the Day [3.01.09]

“Just because you end a relationship with somebody doesn’t mean you cut them out of your life.”

Lisa Miller (Maura Tierney), NewsRadio, “Sweepsweek”

Quote of the Day [2.28.09]

“Dave, pretend is for little girls and mental patients. Sucks on pretend!”

Jimmy James (Stephen Root), NewsRadio, “The Trainer”

Quote of the Day [2.21.09]

“I get a ticket, I pay it. You get a ticket, you pay it. They get a ticket, they don’t pay no ticket, and that’s why these free-loading foreign diplomats should be dragged out of their cars and beaten like the renegade outlaws they are.”

Bill McNeal (Phil Hartman), NewsRadio, “French Diplomacy”

Quote of the Day [2.19.09]

"Dude, see if you can follow me here. Being inefficient, and you being
lonely, they're not the same thing."Joe Garelli (Joe Rogan), NewsRadio, "Plan Bee"

Death for coffee

We all love coffee. We love it to death. So to celebrate, here’s a classic Lisa/Dave exchange from NewsRadio and the classic Titanic episode.

Dave: I realized that there were some things in life that you can’t find in the afterlife.
Lisa Miller: Like love?
Dave: No, coffee. Speaking of which, do you have any?
Lisa Miller: Love?
Dave: No, coffee.
Lisa Miller: No, I don’t. Sorry.
Dave: Well, then what’s the point?

Maybe you should just see the episode…