“It’s not supposed to break. My talent is hitting things real hard and not hurt my hand.”
My license is expiring and I have to get it renewed. I’m just wondering if I should keep the mustache?
While I may shave it off, I have yet to tire of it to do so.
It will be another 5 years before I get a new one. What will having a mustache do when someone looks at it years from now?
“No, I think in Matthew’s world candy elves are a common occurrence.”
Steve Jobs, that magnificent bastard, gives us iPhone owners $100 in Apple store credit. I'm planning on getting a 4 GB iPhone! Woot!!
Now where did I put that receipt?
BTW, his letter reads more like Fake Steve than the real deal.
“Shredding the instruction book for the shredder. Talk about your mind blowing irony.”
Can I whine about the iPhone price drop? I mean I bought it the first day. I bought into the hype. Steve Jobs owes me. He OWES me $200!
Bullocks!
I knew buying an iPhone then meant getting stuck with a 1.0 release. Being first when getting some kind of tech gadget means that you'll be bummed out when the 2.0 comes out.
And it will come out.
It won't be in the form of an 16 GB iPhone. That'll come this Christmas.
But iPhone 2.0 will be sleeker, cooler, sexier. It will be more powerful. It will have a longer battery life. It will be available for other carriers. It will have cooler applications. It will be another thing to drool over. It will cost cheaper for the amount of features it has. It may still cost $600 but will certainly be worth it.
It's coming. You'll want to buy it. You'll buy it.
And then Apple will pull the rug from under you, drop the price, and bring out iPhone 3.0. Let the whining begin again.
"All hail Dave, the hated boss! "

Ven y ven
Originally uploaded by browsermetrics.
This picture turned out better than I thought. As the comment says, it is my second favorite of the photos from the trip to spain.
We had to use the bathroom soon after pulling out of the other servicio joint, and we pull into here. This place was located near a wind farm, large windmills generating renewable resource energy. If I had turned around and took a picture, you would’ve seen an homage to Cervantes’s Don Quixote.
“If Lisa married me, I’d finally be able to give up all this shallow corporate intrigue and pursue my real dream.”
Working for InitTech is killing me. Of boredom. It’s the same shit different day, different clothes, and different place. If I wasn’t such a pussy, I would be writing my own software for myself and other dudes who liked what I like.
Kill me now.
“Boo, Lisa. Boo.”
Better than expected considering that it is currently at 31% approval at RottenTomatoes.com. Look I don’t think it was the greatest movie this summer or this year, but it was serviceable. I liked the story even if it was predictable. I didn’t think that Scarlett Johansson sucked. She was okay. I liked the flourishes the directors did.
But I didn’t read the book. But who cares?
I certainly don’t define my movie viewing habits by who gives what to which movie.
I liked it.
3 of 5 stars.
“Boo, Bill. Boo.”
If you haven’t received it, I sent out an invitation to view my Espana 2007 photos on my flickr account. I tried telling a photo story about the family vacation. Hopefully, you get the idea about what went on for me on this vacation.
Enjoy.
“It’s why I went to college, sir. It’s also why I didn’t graduate.”
It’s that crazy time again, NewsRadio quote month. For the newer readers, every post this month will have its title as a quote from NewsRadio.
Thank god for imdb setting up their database for TV shows as well.
And thank god for DVDs.
They make it easy for getting quotes.
Capitalist Lion Tamer
The Fake Steve Jobs deserves a round of applause.