Quote of the Day [2.14.09]

broderic on February 14, 2009

“I never thought it was humanly possible,but this both sucks and blows.”

Bart Simpson, The Simpsons “Screaming Yellow Honkers”

Quote of the Day [2.13.09]

broderic on February 14, 2009

“I know we’ve only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.”

Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin), The Jerk

Quote of the Day [2.10.09]

broderic on February 10, 2009

He don’t give a hoot of warning
Wrapped up in a black cat cloak
He don’t go in the light of the morning
He split the time the cock’rel crows

The Rolling Stones, “Midnight Rambler”

Quote of the Day [2.09.09]

broderic on February 9, 2009

“My family and I are deeply sorry for all that Vice President Cheney and his family have had to go through…”

Harry Whittington apologizing to Dick Cheney for having jumped in front of his gun barrel