Quote of the Day [10.16.13]
"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"
Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, “Homie The Clown” (2F12)
UPDATE:I’ve used this one already.
“Never since The People vs. Junkyard Jones has a box of junk been so thoroughly documented.”
Quote of the Day [9.05.13]
“And then what did he do? Did he train you? Did he rehearse you? Did he tell you exactly what to do, what to say? You were a very apt pupil too, weren’t you? You were a very apt pupil! Well, why did you pick on me? Why me?”
Scottie (Jimmy Stewart), Vertigo
“And this doesn’t look like a megaphone, but watch this — Red Sox suck!”
Quote of the Day [9.01.13]
Look at the birds in the sky: They do not sow, or reap, or gather into barns, yet your heavenly Father feeds them.
Matthew 6:26
Quote of the Day [8.21.13]
“Hey, German boy! Go back to Germania!” Nelson Muntz, The Simpsons, Much Apu About Nothing [3F20]
Quote of the Day [8.14.13]
“The losing is over, but that doesn’t mean the playoffs are here to stay.”
Mark Brown on the latest Orioles loss
Quote of the Day [3.15.13]
“Did you get the letters that I sent last summer,” you asked again and again
Well they been pilin’ up on the top shelf in my closet
Yeah, and I read them every now and then
It’s got me feelin’ kinda stuck like “What the Fuck” is goin’ on,
someone tell me what is happening
Yeah, you been actin’ like you’re too cool for far too long. It’s OK it’s just kind of embarassin’
See, I been sneakin’, I been sneakin’, I been sneakin’,
wonderin’ just what I’ll see
You turned around and stared, you squinted then you glared and I was leanin’ back in the passenger seat.
Cayucas, “High School Lover”
Quote of the Day [3.14.13]
“Are you goin’ to the party on Saturday,” she asked as if I didn’t know
See ever since I saw you on the back of some guy’s bicycle
Well I’ve been feelin’ kinda so-so
So, girl don’t act so surprised, got that look in your light-blue eyes, you can stop pretendin’
Yeah, I been watchin’ the movie all along, wonderin’ if there was gonna be an ending
To the story, to the story, to the story
I guess I’ll never know
Cayucas, “High School Lover”
Quote of the Day [3.02.13]
“I can’t do a Jedi mind-meld to make Republicans do the right thing.”
President Barack Obama
Quote of the Day [2.26.13]
“You want to talk to God? Let’s go see him together, I’ve got nothing better to do.”
Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford), Raiders of the Lost Ark
Quote of the Day [2.21.13]
Inside always trying to get back inside
But it’s so hard to penetrate pig-thick skin
I’m ’bout as low as I can get
I’d leave but I can’t forget
Still I wonder why it, it ain’t right?
“Right Turn” Alice in Chains