Quote of the Day [6.11.12]
"It is upon the Trunk that a gentleman works."
Confucius
Quote of the Day
"It is upon the Trunk that a gentleman works."
Confucius
"No other object has been misidentified as a flying saucer more often than the planet Venus. Even the former leader of your United States of America, James Earl Carter, Jr., thought he saw a UFO once, but it's been proven he only saw the planet Venus.
Venus was at its peak brilliance last night. You probably thought you saw something up in the sky other than Venus, but I assure you: it was Venus."
Man In Black (Jesse "The Body" Ventura), The X-Files, "Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space'"
NASA's gallery of the transit of Venus across the Sun from the the Solar Dynamics Observatory. Whoa! Breathtaking.
“That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!”Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, "Homie the Clown"
“I’m fascinated how a person’s sense of consciousness can be… so transformed by nothing more magical than listening to words. Mere words.”
Jose Chung (Charles Nelson Reilly), The X-Files, “Jose Chung’s ‘From Outer Space'”
“I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.”
Lawrence (Deidrech Bader), Office Space
“Lumbergh’s gonna have me work on Saturday. I can tell already. I’m gonna end up doing it, because, uh, because I’m a big pussy, which is why I work at Initech to begin with.”
Peter Gibbons (Ron Livingston), Office Space
“Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.”
Random IniTech worker, Office Space
“Your revolution is over Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost!”
The Big Lebowski (David Huddleston), The Big Lebowski
There’s too much caffeine in your bloodstream
And a lack of real spice in your life
The Smiths, “A Rush and A Push And The Land Is Ours”
Blaine Faulkner: I know how crazy this is going to sound, but… I want to be abducted by aliens.
Jose Chung: Why? Whatever for?
Blaine Faulkner: I hate this town. I hate… people. I just want to be taken away to someplace where I… I don't have to worry about finding a job.Blaine Faulkner (Allan Zinyk) to Jose Chung (Charles Nelson Reilly), The X-Files, "Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space'"