“Hey Dave, last chance for Chock.”

It is not a horror movie. It is more an adventure with horror overtones — sort of a “Goonies” with Sloth being a very scary, creepy clown. The merry band of kids go on this adventure to rid the town of frightening Pennywise. They lived happily ever after. End Part One. Afterwards, I wasn’t scared to go to sleep with the lights off.

I’ve never seen “Stranger Things,” but one of the casts of It is from there. This film had a feel of that television show. First, because of the setting in the 80s. Next, because it seems to find kids who are free to roam around their town. Finally, because I have a feeling that It was modeled after the show. I’m sure I’m wrong, but in other ways I’m sure I’m right.

Not a bad film. Over the weekend I also caught the 90s version of It on television. Very, very different. Now I know what to look forward to in the second part.

3 of 5 stars.

“Don’t mind Dave. His callous mask hides his grief. You know what they say, little man, big emotion.”

I watched Annabelle: Creation. Maybe “watched” is a strong word, because I watched it from behind my fingers. Was it too scary? Not really, but I always watch scary movies from behind a veil of fingers. It’s a habit.

Not sure why I like too, but I do.

Scratch that I like to watch the scary movies because of the heeby-jeebies it gives me. I like the goosebumps up my arm. I like going home in the dark and wondering if I should leave the lights on. I like sleeping to the glow of the television if not to the light on. It’s weird but it’s fun.

Anyhow. Annabelle is a prequel to the first Annabelle film which itself was a prequel to the first Conjuring film. It wasn’t stupid scary like The Conjuring was and it doesn’t have the evil character like the Nun from the second Conjuring. She’s there but in a great cameo. LOL.

There were a few things that bugged me. There always is. Like that damn scarecrow. Why even have that? Then there’s the Demon. There’s too much of it.

Overall, that doll is still the scariest thing out there.

3 of 5 stars.

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Spider-Man: Homecoming is no Spider-Man 2, but at least it isn’t as unlikeable as The Amazing Spider-Man 2.

I almost said this one was as good as 2. Almost. It at least made you care for and like Peter Parker. Of course, if you watched close enough it followed 2 very closely in emotional beats. It was very much the same film. And that’s why I knocked it down a bit.

I liked Peter Parker, but he’s such a kid.

4 of 5 stars.

Baby Driver

I didn’t think this was Edgar Wright’s masterpiece. You can’t beat his Coronetto Trilogy. Baby Driver tries, but sure can’t. It did have a funny moment with Mike Myers, but that would be funny.

Anyhow, I saw this a while ago. I don’t remember much. But I’m sure I would watch this on FXX when they show it and I’ll enjoy it then, too.

3 of 5 stars.

Wonder Woman

It’s been a few weeks since I saw Wonder Woman. I can’t believe I have not wanted to write this review. I need to get on with being the blogger that I know that I am.

Here: good. For a DC movie. That’s a low bar. Even Ant Man could step over that one.

I’m a Marvel guy. (Make mine Marvel!) DC comics was never one to catch hold of. There movies in particular are just grim. Sarting with the hyper-real, The Dark Knight, they took a tone that borders too much on realism. It’s just men in tights. To imagine the super heroes as something more is too ridiculous. DC’s somber tones just put me off. When I give these movies 3 star, they are barely are.

Wonder Woman is less somber a DC movie. There’s some joy there especially in the playful romance between Chris Pines’ Trevor Barnes and Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman. There’s also some grimness as Wonder Woman confronts the world for the first time and sees the horror man has made of things. Overall, there’s sun in this film and darkness. But at least they got rid of the grim tone.

I liked it, but this isn’t a Marvel movie. You should watch it and decide for yourself.

3 of 5 stars.

Guardians of the Galaxy: Volume 2

I have not had the urge to watch movies lately even though summer movie season is in full swing. The last film I saw was two weeks ago, Guardians of the Galaxy: Volume 2. Yeah, I know. There’s been a few other summer films that have come out since then, but I haven’t seen them. I’m still waiting for one that will make me want to go to the theatre. It’s going to be a while.

That said. Volume 2 was alright. You can’t beat those A-holes. A little too inside comics for my liking — too many characters popping up that I have no idea who they were, and I read Marvel comics in my youth. O well, just went along for the ride.

3 of 5 stars.

Your Name 「君の名は」

Your Name 「君の名は」 was a big hit in Japan last year. It was close to dethroning Studio Ghibli, Hayao Miyazaki’s Spirited Away, as the most successful anime in the land of anime. The writer/director, Makoto Shinkai, is well regarded as an anime director himself. He’s done some very notable anime particularly 5 Centimeters Per Second, so the success of this film isn’t surprising. If you watch it you’ll know why you’ll be surprised.

The film starts off as a body-switching tale. The male protagonist, Taki, wakes up in the body of Mitsuha. He’s out of place not only in body but in setting. He’s a city boy of Tokyo. She lives in the country. Little does he know that she wakes up in his body. Slowly they get to know that these things are happening and they begin to work around their limitations. She gets him a date with the hot senpai at work. He makes a mess of her hair. Eventually, affection develops between the two such that he wants to see her live.

Then there comes a twist, which I don’t want to spoil, but needless to say the film changes direction. It goes into some action mode and some sadness that had me thinking that I don’t want it to end that way.

I really dug this kind of movie. I did like 5 cm/s, but this is on a whole another level. It does rival Spirited Away with its themes and all. I like that Shinkai is romantic. I like that in my anime. I wish you should see this classic. It didn’t get an Oscar nomination, because Funamation, the distributor, really botched this roll out. The film has been out there since last fall, but they didn’t show it except for a small showing to qualify for the Oscars. It should’ve been a bigger movie in the US. I hope you get to see it sometime.

4 of 5 stars.

Kong: Skull Island

Sometimes you want to watch a movie as brainless as a big, giant, hairy ape. Kong: Skull Island is just the sort of movie, and it is literally a big, giant, hairy ape. Brainless, though? The film was, but Kong not so much.

Kong: Skull Island situates itself in the early 70s after the US withdraws from the debacle in Vietnam. Yet, not all are happy about it. Samuel L. Jackson’s Lt. Col. Packard is disgusted with the ending of the only thing he knows to do — fight an enemy. When he is given a chance of escorting a scientific mission with his air cavalry corps, he relishes the opportunity. He’s not ready to go back to America where his sense of worth would be questioned and the duty and honor of being a military man is left in the rice paddies of Vietnam to die.

So, Monarch, a name familiar to latest US Godzilla fans, recruits Jackson and they fly off to a mist shrouded island in the middle of the pacific to conduct “scientific experiments” mapping the last unmappable place on the planet. They do so by dropping bombs which scare up all kinds of denizens of the island least of which is King Kong. Kong is not alone. There’s a bunch of lizard-esque creatures. And like the latest Godzilla, Kong is force of nature meant to balance the evil of it all.

Yet, it is Jackson’s crew that take a pounding. By scaring up Kong, he kicks their asses. And in losing, Jackson becomes Ahab and Kong Moby Dick. Jackson will suffer nothing to destroy the beast that destroyed his men even though said men just want to get home. “Dear Billy, we be battling’ a tall ape!” Everyone wants home, but not Jackson.

In the end, it’s man versus the beast versus the lizard-esque creatures versus nature. It is such a mess that you should go along for the ride. But realize, it’s one hodgepodge of a film with many things going on. I didn’t even get to Charles C. Reilly’s cool stranded pilot or whatever it was Oscar winner, Brie Larson, was doing. Just behold Samuel L. Jackson chewing scenery.

3 of 5 stars.

Get Out

Who would’ve thought that Jordan Peele of Key and Peele fame had a thriller like Get Out in him? Not me, but for a comedian, he sure wrote a disturbing movie.

The film is on the surface about a neighborhood that abducts black men whose bodies are used as vessels by older white men. The film’s subtext is about the appropriation of black culture by whites.

4 of 5 stars.