The Boy and The Beast

I’m trying to watch any anime film showing in the state. I caught The Boy and The Beast at one of the fancier cinemas in the suburbs. It was the dubbed version. Nothing wrong with an English dub. It’s just I think we lose the nuance in the switch of voice actors from Japanese to English.

This one is a Mamoru Hosoda joint. He’s the latest up and coming feature length anime director to be touted as a Studio Ghibli replacement. He’s not bad. I’ve enjoyed several of his anime features, but he just doesn’t spark me as interesting. He’s no Kon, but then who is.

3 of 5 stars.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Tina Fey in Whiskey Tango Foxtrot reminded me of the soul searching woman of Wild. Fey’s character looking for fresh start, wanting to throw the old self out, heads to Afghanistan as a foreign correspondent. She is looking for a new her, because what she was already was not cutting it. She has to find it out in dangerous country. That is exactly like Reese Witherspoon in Wild.

Afghanistan. The war there is unmemorable. We have forgotten. And it looks as if those covering wanted to forget why they were there: parties, drugs, sex, and rock’n’roll ruled their lives in the land of danger. Into this world, the journalists need to make a news story. They have to make war their business. They want to show the world the war, but no one cares. No one cares.

It’s another one of those movies that come and go then get show on FXX. Not interesting at all, but not terrible. Tina Fey looking to broaden her horizon.

3 of 5 stars.

The Witch

The horror in The Witch permeates every scene. It’s not like a slasher flick wherein the antagonist shows up off and on to butcher everyone. This one plays psychologically. It’s inside your head until it isn’t. It never lets you know safety. It’s always dangerous.

The antagonists, the witch, is real. She nibbles around the family farm before striking, then you know true fright.

The Witch is about a family of New England settlers who exile themselves from the safety of the village. They find themselves on the outskirts of the wilderness plagued by evil of the New Country. This takes place several decades before Salem and let’s you know that the madness was real. And you will all know how real it was.

I watched this during the day, but later that night, I woke up to a bright full moon flooding my room with pale moonlight. Then I thought about the witch and wish I hadn’t.

3 of 5 stars.

Zoolander 2

I thought Zoolander 2 would be an enjoyable fun time at the theatre watching a dumb movie. Instead it was the suck. So was the movie.

Zoolander 2 finds Ben Stiller reprising his role from a decade ago. Unfortunately, it wasn’t as funny the second time around.

Do not watch until they show it on Comedy Central…

1 of 5 stars.

Hail, Caesar!

The Coen brothers have made 17 movies. Hail, Caesar! is another one.

It deals with a man buffeted by fate as he navigates a tricky world to do what is right and correct the wrongs of injustice which had been done against him or his family.

No this isn’t Raising Arizona. No this isn’t No Country For Old Men. No this isn’t A Serious Man. No this isn’t Barton Fink.

This isn’t one of those which are much better films than this one. Although I would argue that it does kind of remind me of A Serious Man. Not the best, not the worst. It fits right into the Coen oeuvre.

3 of 5 stars.

Spotlight

Spotlight is one of the nominees for best picture of the year. I am not sure why though. It is at best a good example of investigative journalism like The Insider, but it lacks any dramatic elements to make it seem important. Yes, given the subject matter it is an important story to tell, but it doesn’t carry the weight of a best picture nominee. It looks as if the Academy was needing to put substantive films into that category and just grabbed for whatever is out there.

Spotlight is the story of the investigative news team of the Boston Globe that published the infamous Catholic Church sexual predator priest coverup. This is important in the sense that they made the Church acknowledge its problems; but they couldn’t make the Church pay for its actions. The Church is still run by dudes who would wish away evil than confront it, and is still supported by millions of followers that want to believe that the goodness the Church does outweighs the fact that it still harbors and abets sexual predators.

The major problem with the movie I had is that their is no drama. There may be characters that search deep in their soul for a way to rectify the good Church and the bad priests, but that all seemed to be rote — needed to establish that good Christians struggle with faith, too. There definitely wasn’t any drama in terms of where the story was heading as this is all old news. There could’ve been drama in the way the reporters, all relapsed Catholics, approached their loss in faith, but they didn’t really touch too much on that.

The actors were fine. I’m glad to see Racheal McAdams in movies again. Ruffalo was excellent, but his character was the least interesting — a relapsed Catholic abhors the Church because of its penchant for hiding its sins?

The best that this can be is a nice TCM diversion during its annual 31 days of Oscars. That’s where I would catch it.

3 of 5 stars.

Carol

Carol continues director Todd Haynes’s turn as a latter day Douglas Sirk. In Carol, he explores the suppressed sexual desires between a young counter clerk and an older woman. In this though, the clerk is a young woman. It is a movie based on a Patricia Highsmith novel, The Price of Salt, which was a formative novel for the gay and lesbian community.

In this film as in the book, the love that blossoms between the women is meant to be normal. It attempts to have a happy ending, but it was still ambiguous. It attempts to make the young lady realize her growing desire. It attempts to make the older woman less of a vamp and more of a tortured soul. They are or may be right together.

As with Sirk, Haynes deals with the sublimated ugliness within American culture of the 50s. The way the husband whispered in quiet tones about his wife’s dalliances. The way the boyfriends desperately pleaded with the young one for some semblance of hetero love. The discreet glances, the touches, all had to be held back in a more repressive society.

There is a scene of lovemaking in this movie. It was tasteful to say the least. Somewhat titillating showing the love made physical. It was there to remind us that there was still sex at that time.

I really wanted to like this film, but it was too smooth for me. I can see how it has won accolades with the acting by both Kate Blanchett and Rooney Mara. Both actresses were very good effectively portraying the strain in their psyche as they fought society, their desires, and their commitments. It may have been a good movie but not for me.

3 of 5 stars.

Best Movies of 2015

Here’s the year end list of the best movies I saw live in the theatre for 2015. “Best” means I gave it greater than or equal to 4 stars (4 or 5).

4 stars. Star Wars: The Force Awakens — I can’t wait to find out what happens to Rey. I hope she becomes a real good character if they write her correctly.
4 stars. Perfect Blue — An old anime, but seen for the first time, Satoshi Kon’s first film makes me miss him more.
5 stars. Mad Max: Fury Road — AWESOME!
4 stars. While We’re Young — Kylo Ren is emo.
4 stars. Selma — Should’ve won best picture last year.

These were the films I loved after walking out of the movie theatre. That’s not a lot considering I think I saw at least 20. There are a few I wish I loved more, but they didn’t make the grade. Maybe sometime later they will, but for now these will suffice.

What were your favorites from last year?

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

I didn’t think that I would be writing a review of a new Star Wars movie in 2015. I thought we were done with it, but here we are at Episode VII, Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

This one finds us 30 years after the final battle of Return of the Jedi. The New Republic is moving along slowly, but is faced with an evil adversary in the First Order. There’s a Resistance to the First Order lead by General Solo-Organa. Luke is doing his best Yoda impression. Han and Chewie are bootleggers. There’s new characters: Fin, an ex-Stormtrooper: Rey, an orphan stranded on a desert planet: Poe Dameron, the Wedge Antilles character. And we have the dark robot: Kylo Ren of the Sith Knights of Ren. Ni! Ni! Ni!

What is the Resistance resisting? Who is Rey’s parents? Why is Kylo Ren so emo? All this will be answered in the upcoming films, but this one lays them out for it.

I loved the part when Rey reaches for the light saber, grabs it, and becomes badass. She’s going to be a great character if they do her story arc right.

They killed of Han Solo (SPOILER ALERT!!), but I liked that.

Luke is yoda-ing. The Jedi Knights are incompetent. They may well be the Knights Who Say Ni. They can’t even figure out who the Sith are.

Kylo Ren will be saved — by his sister.

If this cycle of the trilogy ends up better than the prequels, we’ll be happy.

If you would have to watch another entry of a beloved sci-fi epic, I would recommend Mad Max. But Star Wars isn’t bad either. Watch it. Preferably more than once!

4 of 5 stars.

Krampus

I saw a better representation of the Krampus on an episode of Tales from the Darkside. That episode was scarier and made the Krampus more evil. Throwing wicked, dark elves, fighting snowmen, and monster ginger bread men does not make for a scare. Unfortunately, it didn’t make for a laugh as well.

Krampus wants to be this millennium’s Gremlins — a comedy frightfest. It had a simple premise — be good and believe in Santa or else his sinister cousin, the Krampus will come and bring you to hell. The Krampus is what happens to kids when they shout, cry, pout at Christmas time.

It happens quickly. The Krampus starts coming because the main kid begins to disbelieve in the spirit of Christmas. His parents ignore him. He gets teased for believing in Santa in school. His cousins are white trash hicks who also torment him. This makes for an awful Christmas Eve in which he renounces his belief in Christmas. So enters the Krampus who quickly dispatches the kids family. He fights him off. Then it ends on a terrible note ruining much of the movie.

Maybe in a few years as this gets heavy rotation around Christmas time on Chiller will this make you like it. At the moment, wait for it in a few years.

Bah, humbug!

2 of 5 stars.