Quote of the Day [7.24.08]

“No matter how paranoid you are, you’re not paranoid enough.”

Susanne Modeski (Signy Coleman), The X-Files, “Unusual Suspects”

Quote of the Day [7.23.08]

“Your scientists have yet to discover how neural networks create self-consciousness, let alone how the human brain processes two-dimensional retinal images into the three-dimensional phenomenon known as perception. Yet you somehow brazenly declare that seeing is believing!”

Man in Black (Jesse ‘the Body’ Ventura), The X-Files, “Jose Chung’s From Outerspace”

Quote of the Day [7.22.08]

“You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can’t think of a more undignified way than autoerotic asphyxiation.”

Clyde Bruckman (Peter Boyle), The X-Files, “Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose”

Quote of the Day [7.21.08]

“There’s been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the Heartland of America. We’ve gotta get there right away.”

Special Agent Fox Mulder, The Simpsons, “The Springfield Files”

Quote of the Day [7.20.08]

“By reputation. He’s an Oxford-educated psychologist who wrote a monograph on serial killers and the occult, which helped catch Monty Props in 1988. Generally thought of as the best analytical mind in the Bureau. He had a nickname at the Academy… Spooky Mulder.”

Special Agent Dana Scully, The X-Files, “Pilot”

Quote of the Day [7.12.08]

Chickity china the chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin
Watchin x-files with no lights on, were dans la maison
I hope the smoking mans in this one

“One Week,” Bare Naked Ladies

Quote of the Day [6.26.08]

“One of them was disguised as a woman, but wasn’t pulling it off. Like, her hair was red, but it was a little too red, y’know? And the other one, the tall, lanky one, his face was so blank and expressionless. He didn’t even seem human. I think he was a mandroid.”

Blaine, The X-files, “Jose Chung’s From Outer Space”