Le Tour 2006: The first week

Tomorrow’s stage is the first individual time trial of the Tour. It is expected that the main contenders for the Maillot Jaune are to make their moves. They’ll try to gain as much time tomorrow and then hold off and onto that time during next week’s mountain stages in the Pyrannees and the Alps. Good luck to them.

Yet, it has been interesting so far. The most surprising is the fact that a world chanpion, Tom Boonen, is in yellow. This hasn’t been done since Greg Lemond did it a long time ago. Booned is a sprinter. He’s in yellow. He has not won a stage yet. Today should’ve been it, but he lost again to the mad Austrailian sprinter, Robbie McEwan. McEwan leads in the green jersey race on points. He’s already won a stage at this year’s tour in a big bunch sprint. He looks and moves phenomally fast. Sprinters are the scariest mothers in the peleton. No fear just go fast. Anyway, Boonen missed being a yellow jersey stage winner, and tomorrow he may just lose the yellow. He’ll just have to settle for working to get the green off of McEwan.

The rest of the tour is going as planned. The days are flat, there’s a breakaway, it’s chased down and then the sprint to the finish. Except for stage 3, Esch-sur-Alzette to Valkenburg. This “flat” stage had a cat 3 hill at the end of 200 km of riding. The Caulberg is only 800 meters, but has a 7% grade. Steep. And it probably hurt the sprinters, because a surprise winner of the stage was Matthias Kessler.

It’s been amazing so far. A tour without Lance. It’s been interesting and hopefully the next two weeks will be awesome.

iSight Martians

I’m just posting this link so that my astronomy obsessed older brother might be able to concoct one of these things. It would also be cool to pass along in an iChat video conference feed. Looks pretty cool and possibly easy to do.

iSight mashed into a telescope.

Browser Metrics

There should only be one. I thought I was the only one with cool catch phrase. Of course, I should’ve trademarked this a long time ago. Right around the time I made it up in 1998.

Happy 4th of July

Happy Independence Day for all those crazy Americans. Two hundred and thirty years. If George W Bush doesn’t wreck it, hopefully we can get another couple of hundred. Go America! Boo the dumb president.

Le Tour 2006: Stage 1 Strasbourg

Not much to say about the first stage of this year’s tour. George Hincapie, an American, from Team Discovery Channel, a team mate of Lance’s during his 7 year reign is in yellow at the end of the day. I liked how Phil Liggett put it as Hincapie gains a few seconds in an intermediate sprint to claim the maillot jaune, “Cheeky.”

Anyway, the big news is that yestarday’s proluge winner who started out in yellow goes down with a bad laceration after the bunch sprint. It looked nasty on tape as there was a lot of bleeding for Thor Hushovd. I hope he’s okay and can continue with the race tomorrow and contend in the next three weeks.

Here’s some links to some blog commentary for those who need it:
Velo Gal’s blog
Caroline Yang Photography

Oh and if you can find it, pictures of the podium girls are well worth it. They are some hot french babes. My favorites are the girls that present the stage winners, because they wear white tops, navy skirts and nice heels. MMMM. Podium girls, I salivate over.

Thoughts on film: Superman Returns

Superman Returns. I do not trust Bryan Singer. No longer will I watch any movie of his. Superman returns suffers from the same things as X-men 1: a slow boil with no bang in the end. Bryan Singer sucks.

Plus, the super secret spoiler of the super dude’s kid just did not resonate with me. I don’t even think that Lois can bear the child of superman. Wouldn’t the super sperm have destroyed her body? I think more than 1 of them would’ve survived the insemination process. I just didn’t buy it. Corny and not at all part of the comic continuity.

2 of 5 stars.

Thoughts on film: The Devil Wears Prada

The Devil Wears Prada. Everyone’s boss is an asshole. Not just the girl’s in this one. Although, Meryl Streep’s Miranda can scare you, she’s no different than any other boss you might have. Work sucks, I know.

This was billed as a comedy, but there were hardly any laughs. I laughed a few times, but this was more like a regular movie. In fact, I didn’t think the movie moved me enough to care about the characters. I could’ve cared less about them, yet by the end it was over.

3 of 5 stars.

Eve of the Tour 2006

It’s the Friday before the Tour de France prologue and news is not good. The top two contenders, Jan Ullrich and Ivan Basso have been suspended from their teams for being included in the Spanish doping scandal. This is unfortunate and makes this year’s Tour even more uncertain. Jan is old in cycling years and this would’ve been his best chance to win a second yellow jersey since before the Armstrong era. Basso would’ve been trying for a Giro-Tour double which hasn’t been done in awhile. This is unfortunate news and is a dark mark on the sport of
cycling.

Nacho

Nacho Libre

Funny. Mexican wrestling is supposed to be. Men in masks and tights. Jack Black with a silly accent. Yet, it was missing somethings. It wasn’t too funny as the trailer led you to believe.

I am gonna give it a mediocre rating because I think men in tights is funny.

3 of 5 stars